Day -1 / 64 - Update @ 21:37:
Hey guys its been a Busy half-day in the House today - the following nonsensical events occured today:
Quiet Gay Guy has revealed to Girl number 2 - he has the hots for Bloke number 1
2 Chickens have been threatened by Brash Midwife
Bloke number 2 had an argument with Girl number 4, which resulted in Girl number 1 stepping in and announcing she has the hots for Girl number 2
It became apparant very quickly that everyone actually has the hots for someone in the house
Finally there is a poll running on the website for what you want the nonsenical night's game to be.... unsurprisingly an Adult version of monopoly which will most likely result in the nations first terrestrial UK Orgy is topping the polls with 92% of your votes... you can phone our premium rate hotline which will cost £1.50 a minute - calls last approximately 4 days
This ends tonights update - check back tomorrow night for the latest events!