What would it be like if this year NONE of the HMs smoke or drink ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Would it be less entertaining - no boozy games, no drunken tears, no drunken late night skinny dipping in the pool, no vomiting, no drunken kissing, no fighting........

No nicotine withdrawl bad moods.

Or would it be more entertaining - lots of great games, honest (!) tears, late night skinny dipping in the pool, kissing, fighting......

What would be YOUR "What if......":

omg stick em on a desert island and i believe u have an ITV reality tv show!

no, we need a house ful of drug takers.

12 alcoholics /12 chain smoking 20 somethings, thats the type of person.. to represent social class c3-d2 of the UK.

... none of them resort to bitching or backstabbing throughout the duration of BB4

Can you imagine Big Brother without "WHEN I DRINK ALCOHOL - I DO NOT LIKE MYSELF".

Unthinkable - keep the booze a flowin' I say.

What if............

They allowed free discussion of nominations and nominations were given openly, not in secret

Strategy, tactics, alliances, diplomacy, bluffing, betrayals, bribery, cliques, secret messages etc...................wouldn't that be interesting

The only possible problem might be that they would talk of nothing else but nominations and we might get fed up with it

big brother without alchohol is like graham norton without a jade joke!

A psycopath, a real hard case to intimidate the blokes and pull the women - who then vie with each other for entry into his harem hee hee

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It would be boring if they could discuss the nominations openly.........
nothing like trying to break the rules
Then we can nagg that BB isn't strict enough........ Ohhh err mrs

what if all the housemates are deaf and they just use sign and we get NO VOICE OVER OR SUBTITLES????????

wouldn't it be great if there were no endless shots of the chickens and no droning sound effects.

unfortunately this won't happen and once again it will be a case of planes, trains and automobiles.

oh well, I can dream.

What might be interesting is denying the HMs booze and fags for the first week.

Withdrawal symptons make great drama.

Then the monumental p**s up and fag fest when they are given them back. Then you get the non smokers whinging for the next week 'It stinks in here'

Just shows how easy it is to create conflict.

Oh Cal, how judgemental of you! Any fule kno the upper classes drink and smoke at least as much as the lower ones - and they can afford a better class of vice - champers and a Sobranie anyone??