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Old 23-07-2007, 12:01
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I just thought of an idea. on this thread post any random one liners that made you laugh they can be from any soap...

e.g. Eastenders.
Honey: "I wasnt very epidemic when i was at school!"
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Old 23-07-2007, 12:15
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Hollyoaks Frankie "It was the clap!!!"

pmsl funniest Hollyoaks scene EVER
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Old 23-07-2007, 12:56
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Colleen Smart in Home & Away;

"Your balls have a mind of their own Kimberly"

lol I loved that
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Old 23-07-2007, 14:04
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I just thought of an idea. on this thread post any random one liners that made you laugh they can be from any soap...

e.g. Eastenders.
Honey: "I wasnt very epidemic when i was at school!"
What about the time when she was giving birth and wanted an epidoodle?
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Old 23-07-2007, 14:20
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How about when Dawn was giving birth and she said "all these people keep coming in and looking up my twinkle"!
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Old 23-07-2007, 14:41
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Surely nothing beats Gails "You're Norman Bates with a briefcase"?

Blanche was also wonderful when Jason walked up "Oh look, here comes the rest of the Village People".
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Old 23-07-2007, 16:15
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I just thought of an idea. on this thread post any random one liners that made you laugh they can be from any soap...

e.g. Eastenders.
Honey: "I wasnt very epidemic when i was at school!"
I can't remember the line now lol she also used Epi-doodle instead of Epidural. That one had me in stitches lol
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Old 23-07-2007, 16:33
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Blanche was also wonderful when Jason walked up "Oh look, here comes the rest of the Village People".
Wasn't that Gail who said that?

I also liked Blanche describing going to watch Tracy's trial as being 'like The X Factor without the banners'.
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Old 23-07-2007, 17:05
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In Brookside Jaquie Dixon had agreed to take part in a surrogate birth. One day Max showed her the turkey baster that would be used in the procedure.

Jaquie said: "What am I supposed to do, lie back and think of Bernard Matthews?"
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Old 23-07-2007, 17:08
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Aww Honey's had loads of funny ones bless her!

"So are you two telepathetic then?" LOL!! She said that when they were talking about wether the twins had psychic connections with each other.

Shirley in EE is one for hilerious one liners too! One i can think of now from last week, which had me in stitches was:

Phil: "Have you seen Stella?"
Shirley: "Yeah about half a dozen times and i'm sick of the sight of her!"

LOL!!
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Old 23-07-2007, 17:19
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I loved some of Janine's lines following Barry's death:

"Still gettin' in the way aren't ya Barry?!"

"Oh if only he wore slip on shoes"
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Old 23-07-2007, 19:02
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I love Blanche's one liners-I was going to use the one about Tracey's trial being like X Factor but that's already been used its great when it Blance/Norris/Emily together.
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Old 23-07-2007, 19:03
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Noone beats Blanche's brilliant one-liners. She's wicked is Blanche!
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Old 23-07-2007, 19:19
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Honey:

You've gotta be having some orgasmic food in your diet now you know...

(lol)
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Old 23-07-2007, 20:39
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Vera Duckworth : "Natalie Barnes is that hard faced, if she fell on the pavement she'd crack a flag"

Blanche Hunt (On Roy and Hayley): "He's a looney and she's a man"
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Old 23-07-2007, 20:55
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Another Blanche : "Skirt no bigger than a belt, too much eyeliner, and roots as dark as her soul!" (on Liz)

Doesn't get any better than that
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Old 24-07-2007, 03:02
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Blanche:
"Ken's pussy footing" Work out how it sounded... XD
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Old 24-07-2007, 03:04
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Another Blanche : "Skirt no bigger than a belt, too much eyeliner, and roots as dark as her soul!" (on Liz)

Doesn't get any better than that
I agree, pure class. Just goes to show how brilliant the writing can be on Corrie.
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Old 24-07-2007, 09:57
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Honey when she was first pregnant with Janet. Insisting that her and Billy got married before the baby was born so that she wasn't born "illiterate"
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Old 24-07-2007, 10:22
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Sonia to Pauline in EE when Pauline was talking about bringing up Rebecca.
'Bring up a child, you couldn't bring up phlegm'!! LOL
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Old 24-07-2007, 10:26
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It's not a true one liner, I guess, but I love Steph's "Am I?" in this clip from Hollyoaks

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9uVIEyzwxzM
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Old 24-07-2007, 15:33
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What a cool thread! There have been so many in eastenders i can hardly remem them all bt one that made me laugh so much was when dawn was giving birth and the nurse gave her the tube of gas and dawn goes "What am i supposed to do sing in it?!
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Old 24-07-2007, 15:38
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Sean Slater to Chelsea: Put your claws away- you're scratching the bar!
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Old 24-07-2007, 16:22
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There was a one in Brookside when Ron was awaiting trial from shooting Clint, Katie's boyfriend. It was Mike's 30th Birthday and he'd gone for a meal with Rachel, Ron and Jaqui. Anyway, they did a toast and then Mike said ' 30 eh, you get less for murder' Then realised what he'd said, it was soo funny!
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Old 24-07-2007, 17:26
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i'm glad i made this threadd i'm in stitches here remembering all these momentss
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