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One Liners!
I just thought of an idea. on this thread post any random one liners that made you laugh they can be from any soap...
e.g. Eastenders. Honey: "I wasnt very epidemic when i was at school!"
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Hollyoaks Frankie "It was the clap!!!"
pmsl funniest Hollyoaks scene EVER
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Colleen Smart in Home & Away;
"Your balls have a mind of their own Kimberly" lol I loved that |
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I just thought of an idea. on this thread post any random one liners that made you laugh they can be from any soap...
e.g. Eastenders. Honey: "I wasnt very epidemic when i was at school!" ![]()
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How about when Dawn was giving birth and she said "all these people keep coming in and looking up my twinkle"!
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Surely nothing beats Gails "You're Norman Bates with a briefcase"?
Blanche was also wonderful when Jason walked up "Oh look, here comes the rest of the Village People". |
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I just thought of an idea. on this thread post any random one liners that made you laugh they can be from any soap...
e.g. Eastenders. Honey: "I wasnt very epidemic when i was at school!" ![]()
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Blanche was also wonderful when Jason walked up "Oh look, here comes the rest of the Village People". I also liked Blanche describing going to watch Tracy's trial as being 'like The X Factor without the banners'. |
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In Brookside Jaquie Dixon had agreed to take part in a surrogate birth. One day Max showed her the turkey baster that would be used in the procedure.
Jaquie said: "What am I supposed to do, lie back and think of Bernard Matthews?"
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Aww Honey's had loads of funny ones bless her!
"So are you two telepathetic then?" LOL!! She said that when they were talking about wether the twins had psychic connections with each other. Shirley in EE is one for hilerious one liners too! One i can think of now from last week, which had me in stitches was: Phil: "Have you seen Stella?" Shirley: "Yeah about half a dozen times and i'm sick of the sight of her!" LOL!!
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I loved some of Janine's lines following Barry's death:
"Still gettin' in the way aren't ya Barry?!" ![]() "Oh if only he wore slip on shoes"
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I love Blanche's one liners-I was going to use the one about Tracey's trial being like X Factor but that's already been used its great when it Blance/Norris/Emily together.
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Noone beats Blanche's brilliant one-liners. She's wicked is Blanche!
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Honey:
You've gotta be having some orgasmic food in your diet now you know... (lol) |
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Vera Duckworth : "Natalie Barnes is that hard faced, if she fell on the pavement she'd crack a flag"
Blanche Hunt (On Roy and Hayley): "He's a looney and she's a man" |
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Another Blanche : "Skirt no bigger than a belt, too much eyeliner, and roots as dark as her soul!" (on Liz)
Doesn't get any better than that |
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Blanche:
"Ken's pussy footing" Work out how it sounded... XD |
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Another Blanche : "Skirt no bigger than a belt, too much eyeliner, and roots as dark as her soul!" (on Liz)
Doesn't get any better than that |
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Honey when she was first pregnant with Janet. Insisting that her and Billy got married before the baby was born so that she wasn't born "illiterate"
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Sonia to Pauline in EE when Pauline was talking about bringing up Rebecca.
'Bring up a child, you couldn't bring up phlegm'!! LOL |
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It's not a true one liner, I guess, but I love Steph's "Am I?" in this clip from Hollyoaks
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9uVIEyzwxzM |
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What a cool thread! There have been so many in eastenders i can hardly remem them all bt one that made me laugh so much was when dawn was giving birth and the nurse gave her the tube of gas and dawn goes "What am i supposed to do sing in it?!
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Sean Slater to Chelsea: Put your claws away- you're scratching the bar!
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There was a one in Brookside when Ron was awaiting trial from shooting Clint, Katie's boyfriend. It was Mike's 30th Birthday and he'd gone for a meal with Rachel, Ron and Jaqui. Anyway, they did a toast and then Mike said ' 30 eh, you get less for murder'
Then realised what he'd said, it was soo funny!
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i'm glad i made this threadd i'm in stitches here remembering all these momentss
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