According to this: His name is Monkety Chunkety.

What? No.

All this time I've been supporting a 'Monkety Tunkety' when I really should've been supporting 'Monkety Chunkety'!!??

Now I feel really stupid.

He's a moany b@stard who seems to hate everyone and everything.

Fair play to him, he'd also fit in well on this forum.

can we start a pertition to get MT in the house. he's my faviourate bbhm since nikki

Tunkety, surely.

more Munkety Tunkety please, one of the bright points of this series

get on DJ, you know it makes sense

Jonty init2winit

lol MT is probably signed up with John Noel Management.

Imagine how shocked everyone would be if Monkety Tunkety won!
"It's a fix!"
Myself, it would be the best moment of this year's series! Comedy at its finest-especially if MK couldn't share the prize with Jonty!

Good to see Monkety larging it on the Museum of London float at the Lord Mayor's show today. Still got that fat bald git alongside him, though. Bit like George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley syndrome I suppose.

Noticed him on TV, walking in the "Lord Mayor's Show.

From Jonty (and Munkitty Tunkitty)

Munkitty Tunkitty and I have been invited to sit alongside "DW"'s Colin Baker, Sophie Aldred, Terry Malloy, Anneke Wills, Eric Potts, Paul Marc Davis, Linda Clark and Eugene Washington at a convention at the Kennet Shopping Centre in Newbury, Berkshire on Sunday 18th November 2007. Anneke Wills will give a talk in the evening. Between 11:00 and 16:00 (with a break from 13:00 for half an hour) there'll be autograph-signings and chats; also a TARDIS photo studio (£3 per photo); face-painting for the kiddies; Daleks hovering around. Entrance: £1; signed publicity shots for £5 each.

Contact http://www.kennetshopping.co.uk/events.html for more details.

HELLO! Thank you for all you MONKEY-LOVERS. We should convert the WHOLE WORLD and then maybe we can be rid of all those RIDICULOUS teddy-bear-lovers. WOOOOOOOOOOOUND! They make me FURIOUS! That big fat idiot Jonty keeps kissing Kiki Bear on his pickled purple nose when he should be listening to MEEEEEEEE! Anyway, I can't sit around chatting crap like this all night with all my millions of fans. I've an economy to run. Where would that pasty-faced Alistair Darling be without MEEEEEEEEEE, I should like to know? Up a gum tree, mate. Up a gum tree without a paddle.

Be seeing you.

- Munkitty Tunkitty

Okay then . . .

I am your lord and master, Munkitty Tunkitty, be afraid, be very... what was that, Kiki? No, no, you fool - two lumps. Two lumps. Oh, never mind, I'll get it myself... now, what was I saying? Oh yes, about being afraid and all that jazz. Anyway that big slimming idiot Jonty is going to be doing a Roman Day at Colchester Castle on 1st March. If any of you want to know more, in the name of all that is frightening, ring (01206) 282-939 for more information and I hope you do because if enough of you go to see that great bespectacled loony they'll keep having him back and I'll get the flat all to myself. If you want to help your hero take charge of this flat, get yourselves to Colchester and pretend to Jonty you're there for him. Strategy and tactics; tactics and strategy. See? I wasn't an officer at Sandhurst for nothing, you know. Actually I wasn't an officer at Sandhurst at all. WOOOOOOOOUND!

Hello. I SAID HELLO!

I expect some of you are wondering where I've been? Well, beans to you all and listen to this. I sat for two hours to have my portrait done by that scheming conniver Jonty. He can't paint for toffee. He was just getting ideas off me while I sat there and then the sod wrote them up under the story title "Munkitty Tunkitty" for Protagonize.com The next thing that happened was that the Borehamwood Times commissioned MEEEEEE to write a blog about this year's series of "Big Brother" and I've predicted every eviction except Mario's, and even then I said I thought I might be about to make my first error. So if any of you ever get tired of sitting in front of your computers looking at all this baloney... THERE'S A WHOLE LOT MORE BALONEY FOR YOU TO BE LOOKING AT AND IT'S GOT MY NAME ON IT! MA HA HA!

Hi Munkitty, see you're still having to put up with that eejit, Jonty. What do you think of the heaven and hell twist - do you think you'd have managed in hell?

Hi Munkitty, see you're still having to put up with that eejit, Jonty. What do you think of the heaven and hell twist - do you think you'd have managed in hell? And what about the shocking lack of personality in the stuffed toy department this year (no Bex jokes, please)?

Hell? I think I'm in it already, mate. Would you like to live on a shelf with that prattling FOOL Orange Bear and that screeching NINCOMPOOP Kiki? No? Or how about living with that MORON Jonty? Didn't think so. I think I deserve some kind of award.

Yes, the toys are a bit boring this year, aren't they? Unlike the new presenters on "BBLB" or "BBBM", of course. Or indeed the whole darned show.

Don't forget to read the short story about MEEEEEE on Protagonize.com - it's called Munkitty Tunkitty and it's all about MEEEEEE!

Take care,

Munkitty Tunkitty