I think BB4 is suffering this series largely because they have pandered to the politically-correct society by installing “obese” people in the house in the hope that the associated joviality with fat people (the Alison effect, not to be confused with the Lynx effect) would create a joyous house.
Instead we have a number of lumpy lardy (fat, plump saggy bottom rubbing) housemates that are finding it difficult standing on their two feet for more than a few minutes at a time.
I’m quite sure that if Opta were doing the statistics for BB4 they would have Gos and Cameron as spending 85% of their time in the horizontal position, with Gos only ever standing (vertical, two feet) when he needs to go and put his large bottom on:
a) the toilet seat and relieve himself
or
b) the kitchen fridge when hunting for food (otherwise known as “Sustenance”).
Either way, I believe BB4 has made the mistake of putting in fat obese housemates. As the Daily Mirror said for Justin, “Justin her pants” and if anything this series should be viewed as a government message for reasons NOT to get fat!
You have been warned!
Instead we have a number of lumpy lardy (fat, plump saggy bottom rubbing) housemates that are finding it difficult standing on their two feet for more than a few minutes at a time.
I’m quite sure that if Opta were doing the statistics for BB4 they would have Gos and Cameron as spending 85% of their time in the horizontal position, with Gos only ever standing (vertical, two feet) when he needs to go and put his large bottom on:
a) the toilet seat and relieve himself
or
b) the kitchen fridge when hunting for food (otherwise known as “Sustenance”).
Either way, I believe BB4 has made the mistake of putting in fat obese housemates. As the Daily Mirror said for Justin, “Justin her pants” and if anything this series should be viewed as a government message for reasons NOT to get fat!
You have been warned!




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