...Let's all go in and ask for hair dryers and cricket bats.......You'd think they were on holiday and not there to be lab rats performing for our amusement

Oh, I dunno - lab rats could do quite a bit of entertaining with a hairdryer and a cricket bat or two

They could...but I suspect they use them to beautify themselves for the camera and keep themselves entertained......Can't see the point of either myself....

I don't know about larks, there was certainly a few tits in there.
And I don't mean body parts ..........