Hello! I'm Munkitty Tunkitty, probably Britain's most famous... no, the WORLD'S most famous toy! I must be - there's a munkittytunkitty.net; a munkittytunkitty.com; a monketytonkety.com for people who can't spell; all sorts. Anyway the point is Jonty's been invited to do a Roman History Day at Colchester Castle on 1st March. If any of you would like to go, in the name of thunder dial (01206) 282-939 for further details. I hope a lot of you go - it'll encourage Jonty to get out of this flat more often and leave me to have the day off more frequently so I can nationalise more banks, like I did with Northern Rock today, and just generally do what monkeys do best. MA HA HA HA!