My theory is everyone in the house is convinced Jon will be up for eviction, as he is obviously winding evryone else up, so do they pick two boys to nominate en masse, and if so whom?

BUT if they do this and only three boys, say Cameron, fReddy (although I suspect he is a misog..... misogon...... woman hater) and Ray, that leaves. Jon with only three votes and the two lads they all nominate with 4, so their choice is up for eviction, but no Jon....

Or do they all put up Jon under the impresion that he is generally hated. Therefore Jon gets say 7 nominations, far more than everyone else and pick another lad, say fReddy, so he ends up with 4 evictions, Sissy is getting on everyone t**s so she ends with four nominations and we have:-

Jon 7
fReddy 4
Sissy 4

all up for eviction............ Hoo Gurs........... yoo deside

Or am I taking it all far too seriously already?

You decide

My initial thoughts were that Jon might not actually be put up for eviction this week as

1) The other HM's might assume others are going to nominate him anyway so they can say 2 other people, or

2) They're worried that he has too much support on the outside and think they might be wasting a nomination if they say him.

but I think after his performance at the bell ringing task he has annoyed so many of the HM's they have to nominate him (they would look stupid not to)

They must be completely mystified at how he is still there - they could here that the crowd were cheering Justine on Friday night so they will (incorrectly) think that she was quite popular - they must think Jon is well popular.

Relax, Hamlet, you need a cigar moment.

I have to say I agree with this assessement. I think Sissy is starting to grate on a few of them. If she's up for eviction I think Fed may get a reprieve because Sissy is such a sulky old wotsit whot with her hunched shoulders and fag-ash 'lil demeanour.

Of course the Scouser brigades will try to look after their own, but I say ditch her and let's have another round of the girls feeling victimised (total lack of self-awareness there), shock and tears. At least there would be one less sobber in the place.

Why are so many of the girls wimps this year? How would they have coped with the cold showers and exposure that Kate endured last year whilst she was on her period, eh?

After Sissy and Nush's little cry baby session last night it is entirely possible they will no longer worry about the number of girls and nominate each other.

It will definitely be interesting to see if they stick together or start stabbing each other in the back (come on!)

Anyone AND anyone vs Jon would be bad, as it splits the pro-Jon vote.

But personally I'm liking Fed for his antics and I think he will pick up noms this so I, liek others think Jon V Fed is v bad for teh series.

Sooo if Jon doesn't escape noms this week (looking unlikley - all the girls + cam) the best case would be FEd vs Sissy Vs Jon.

well tanya will defiantely nominate Sissy again, thinking she will get nominated by the other housemates!! the 2 faced cow!

i hope sisy is not up for eviction, just to see Tanya's face again!! he he