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Old 03-09-2007, 16:13   #1
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How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove box.
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Old 03-09-2007, 16:13   #2
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They found her head and shoulders in the glove box.
Hahahaha

I know I shouldn't laugh... but it was funny.
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Old 03-09-2007, 16:14   #3
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Oooh you'll get struck down by a thunderbolt for that you know
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Old 03-09-2007, 16:17   #4
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I can already hear the DS morality brigade approaching lol!
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Old 03-09-2007, 16:19   #5
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Brilliant! Love it!

I thought it might have been hard to tell what with it coming out blood red and everything afterwards!
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Old 03-09-2007, 16:20   #7
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I can already hear the DS morality brigade approaching lol!
There's a whole army of them over that hill, look.
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Old 03-09-2007, 16:22   #8
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There's a whole army of them over that hill, look.
Bar the door
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Old 03-09-2007, 16:23   #9
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It's your back passage that's gaping.
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Old 03-09-2007, 16:23   #10
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Bar the door
They look mad
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Old 03-09-2007, 16:24   #11
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Uh oh! They've got a tank and are armed with thousands of copies of the Daily Express!
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Old 03-09-2007, 16:25   #12
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If we are doing Di jokes......

How did Diana like her ice cream?
Whipped, by Walls.
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Old 03-09-2007, 16:25   #13
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What a bunch of Chicken Lickens you lot are.
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Old 03-09-2007, 16:25   #14
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As that joke ( with various names) has been doing the rounds for decades, I shouldn't think anyone will be too bothered.

Boredom with it's repetition would be the only issue.
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Old 03-09-2007, 16:26   #15
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Uh oh! They've got a tank and are armed with thousands of copies of the Daily Express!
Well, I had a good life. Might as well go out in a bang of newspapers and tanks.
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Old 03-09-2007, 16:27   #16
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Well, I had a good life. Might as well go out in a bang of newspapers and tanks.
Same here. At least I might achieve one goal - being called 'anti-Diana scum' by the gutter press in an article written by one Mr. M al-Fayed.
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Old 03-09-2007, 16:30   #17
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They found her head and shoulders in the glove box.
Lol
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Old 03-09-2007, 16:32   #18
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Same here. At least I might achieve one goal - being called 'anti-Diana scum' by the gutter press in an article written by one Mr. M al-Fayed.
Ooh, I have never been in the paper before. This would be my chance to get noticed.
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Old 03-09-2007, 17:03   #19
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Most of those "jokes" died nearly ten years ago They were not particularly funny then and even less so now
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Old 03-09-2007, 17:05   #20
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Most of those "jokes" died nearly ten years ago
Along with Diana?
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Old 03-09-2007, 17:06   #21
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I kid you not, in the Mail on Sunday yesterday, I saw an advert offering a CD of "Diana's favourities tunes from her life and funeral"
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Old 03-09-2007, 17:24   #22
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Not that I haven't heard these all before, but I think that's so disrespectful. You don't have to like the woman, but making stupid jokes like that is just sick.

If anyone were to joke like that about Madeleine McCann or something, i'd bet you'd all go mental.
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Old 03-09-2007, 17:28   #23
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Not that I haven't heard these all before, but I think that's so disrespectful. You don't have to like the woman, but making stupid jokes like that is just sick.

If anyone were to joke like that about Madeleine McCann or something, i'd bet you'd all go mental.



But nobody IS making that joke about Madeleine are they?
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Old 03-09-2007, 17:30   #24
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But nobody IS making that joke about Madeleine are they?
I said a joke LIKE that.
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Old 03-09-2007, 17:36   #25
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These Head & Shoulder gags emanate from the time of the Challenger Space Shuttle disaster (~1980s), or even earlier - no doubt some bore will correct me - substitute Kirsty (?) (young female teacher on board Shuttle) for Princess Di.

Another one: What was the last thing that went though Kirsty's mind - Sheet Metal <Guffaw!>

What was the last thing that Kirsty said - Don't touch that Bu....! <Chortle!>

There's a million of them - just like the bits of Kirsty on the beach !

etc, etc, etc
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