1.
Kym & Mark - VW to
Mr Bojangles, a long way from Vienna! - As if we'd get the real thing! puh! Ofcourse it was the Smooth version, lots of seperation, a soft shoe shuffle from him, and not a fleckerl in sight. Cute, light routine, 2x7, Len gave 8.
It was a boob fest backstage, Samantha's boobs, Kym's boobs, she got a bit muddled talking to the first couple already...maybe came back too soon....
2.
Sabrina & Mark - Paso - 3x10!!!!!! Was it worth it? Well, yes, probably, or at least a 9 anyway. Mark really showed alot of flair with this dance and the choreo was nice and classical. The music however was vile - Dead or Alive's
"You Spin Me" UGH! Lot's of sweeping dramatic moves, dynamic across the floor, she is still not my fave though. I'm not sensing alot of love for her from Mark somehow, and it's still all about her. She had boobs on view too, dressed classily in purple.
3.
Jane & Tony - VW - now that was worth a 10 from me!

Spoilt by the Judges bickering, it's getting beyond a joke!

Gorgeous musical interpretation, lovely choreography to the Billy Joel song
Mr Piano Man, beautiful prolongued attitude spin by Jane at the end, she has perfect lines and exudes serenity, I loved it. Really great VT at the beginning creating an impressionist painting with their feet by the sea, perfect! 2x9, 1x8 by the dimwit Carrie-Ann.
4.
Floyd & Karina - Paso - I'm glad they stayed in now! That was pukka! His best dance by far, and guess what? It actually resembled a proper Paso! Very filmic, anthemic soundtrack music, no vocal, and great flourish in his Flamenco jump across the floor, they actually worked better as a couple tonight too. More judging controversy about lifts, was it, wasn't it? More boobs from Karina, it's boob week....and Mel hasn't even appeared yet.

Len seems very tired and so does Bruno actually. 2x8 1x7 from CA. She's way off tonight.
5.
Mel & Maks!! - VW - OMG! If Maks is leaving the show at the end of this series, he's going out on a high, gorgeous and innovative choreo,

starting and ending with movement in silence after the music, lovely routine. Did not recognize the song, but very nice female vocal. Mel danced very well, quite elegant, but her arms are not as good as Jane's, she's a different build, a different shape, her shoulders are very rounded, but it didn't detract too much, I thought a 9. A real couple out there, and funny VT beforehand.

She's so coarse though.

2x9 1x8 CA again! She told Mel she "sounded like a truckdriver!"

and no boobs on view, quelle surprise!!
6.
Cameron & Edyta - Paso - It's the Law that Edyta has to reveal alot of flesh and be half naked, what did you expect?

They used the Superman soundtrack after last week's comments from Bruno. Um, it scored 3x9 and the Judge's raved, couldn't see it myself. IMO he dances by numbers and his eyes are either vacant or concentrating so hard he has no emotion. Typical Paso choreo, the obligatory leap from the man, danced well, but not spectacular or special. I hope they go.
7.
Marie & Jonathan - VW - to Elvis's
I Can't help Falling in Love With You, is he wearing a wig? She certainly was anyway, a hairpiece, which she used to full effect waving her head around royally in the opening. Infact it was all opening and closing, not alot of actual Waltzing in dance hold anywhere in the choreo, but nicely done anyway, entertaining, in a
bit of fluff kind of way. I wonder if our couples should emulate this style for the VW? When you think of the flack Vincent & Louisa got last year for their VW which contained way more content than this dance, and it scored 2x9 and 1x8 by 2 of the very same Judges. Hmmm?

Confused? You should be.
We've lost the feed for Derek & Jenni.........

No sound or vision.....doesn't look like it's coming back...will have to catch up tomorrow on youtube to finish the review.
Just to add that it seems Len is contractually obliged to smile inanely and say at least 3
bloodys and 4 references to British food in every show...just to prove he's a
pukka Brit who knows Ballroom. Tonight it was "fish & chips". I'm getting bored of all 3 of these Judges aswell....oh dear, why does this show always have to be about the Judges.....as if it wasn't enough on SCD.....
That's all folks, no webcam!