Gosh, I have a reply too:
Dear <insert viewer name here>
Thankyou for your email regarding 'Strictly Come Dancing'. Whilst we appreciate that on the face of it, your email was complaining about the proposed changes to the format, I can assure you that you are in actual fact supportative of the change, and I shall be feeding this back our market researchers as soon as possible.
'Strictly Come Dancing' is a family show but quite often people go out after the main programme on Saturdays. We can't imagine why, given the glorious feast of Robin Hood and Dale Winton on the lottery, but who cares because we can still brag about BBC dominating Saturday nights.
Please understand that the rationale behind the change is that once we've found a programme that pulls in these plebs (the name we give to viewers internally at the BBC), we milk it for all it's worth. As I'm sure you'll appreciate, now we've got the figures on the doors for Saturday, we're relying on them to come back like docile sheep, bleating a happy tune, for a repeat dose on the Sunday.
May I also assure you that well over 60% of the content of the Sunday show will be "carried over" from the Saturday show. Whilst some people (those pesky plebs again) might interpret this as a "repeat", our research and feedback suggests that you plebs have the memory of deceased goldfish, and need to be reminded of what happened the day before, in great detail.
Thank you for contacting us, and please let me assure you that going forward, we've taken not one blind bit of notice of you. Due to the unique way the BBC is funded, we'll still get our bit, don't you worry.
Regards,
BBC