Oh no, this will stir Dervish up even more? Do you know the origin of the phrase 'berk'?

How could I possibly be unfaithful to my lovely Emma30? Especially with a donkey like Dervish...?!

Any post to Dervish is like poking a wasps nest with a stick, yes I know that berk is cockney rhyming slang Berkshire Hunt...........well make your own mind up

Is Dervish a woman?

Yes I would vomit too if I had to spend tim ewith her.

I recommend you stay indoors if you truly vomit around people you don't like

And by the sounds of it, a person would probably suffer some huge neurotic shortcoming and become comatoase after a few minutes with you.

So this is an example of one of your moderate posts is it?

yep i believe so and i think she might be a bit of a stunner, why do i think that? well as us blokes know sunning looking women are , how can i put it, in the "ive got no chance pulling that!" catagory and usually find they need attention due to the lack of fellers chatting them up coz they are too intimidated to go for it. and we can all agree that many of dervish,s posts certainly grab your attention, only problem is all for the wrong reasons.

i may be wrong but ...............

We need photographic evidence. It would explain the bitchiness towards Billie, Cat and Freema.

Bitchiness? I reckon jealousy...