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Old 05-10-2007, 11:56
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You've got to love Len for this:

Those footballers score a goal, they kiss and cuddle each other and then go into the showers and compare each other’s willies... In dance you have a beautiful girl and you are holding her close. Which one is the more sissy - I don't know.
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Old 05-10-2007, 12:19
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I remember Martin Offiah saying something similar.

"Which would I prefer? To be holding a gorgeous semi-naked girl, or to be on a cold, muddy rugby pitch with my head jammed between some blokes thighs?"
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Old 05-10-2007, 12:23
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I remember Martin Offiah saying something similar.

"Which would I prefer? To be holding a gorgeous semi-naked girl, or to be on a cold, muddy rugby pitch with my head jammed between some blokes thighs?"
You know, for some of us that's actually quite a tough call
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Old 05-10-2007, 13:26
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Old 05-10-2007, 13:28
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my brother said that almost word for word to his rugby coach twenty years ago when he gave up playing for west lancs to concentrate on his dancing - he was 15 at the time
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Old 05-10-2007, 13:57
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I did love the quotes. Len does make me laugh at times. Good on him.
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Old 05-10-2007, 14:29
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There's only one way to find out ~ FIIIIIIGHT!!!!

(apologies to anyone who doesn't watch TV Burp....)
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Old 05-10-2007, 16:26
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I remember Len saying almost the exact same thing on The Wright Stuff last year; I liked it so much I even borrowed it once for my blog
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Old 05-10-2007, 16:34
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Len is a diamond geezer!!
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Old 05-10-2007, 19:53
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LOL! Go Len!
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Old 05-10-2007, 22:41
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Love it. Len is pretty good value isn't he? I'm looking forward to some comedy moments coming up from him this series. Just hope he's not too stressed out with all the treavelling to deliver.

Loving the comment ScottMatthewman.
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Old 05-10-2007, 22:44
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Which is more sissy - ballroom dancing, or football?


Those footballers score a goal, they kiss and cuddle each other and then go into the showers and compare each other’s willies... In dance you have a beautiful girl and you are holding her close. Which one is the more sissy - I don't know.
Hmmm, the answer is still 'ballroom dancing' though isn't it?
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Old 06-10-2007, 06:57
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There's only one way to find out ~ FIIIIIIGHT!!!!

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LOL funny (am a fan of TV Burp
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Old 06-10-2007, 06:59
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Love it. Len is pretty good value isn't he? I'm looking forward to some comedy moments coming up from him this series. Just hope he's not too stressed out with all the treavelling to deliver.

Loving the comment ScottMatthewman.


Len rocks Just hope he doesn't get too narky (like he did last year) when the travelling back and forth takes his toll

Me too - ScottMatthewman showing Len type humour there
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Old 06-10-2007, 08:33
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Len is brilliant I love him... Though I hope he doesn't turn nasty during the series because of all the flying he'll be doing...
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Old 06-10-2007, 09:46
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Len has passed his sell by date for the show - it's all gone to his head and he is definitely not the person he was
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