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Lily Allen announces details of new album
Lily was talking to me exclusively earlier today.
I began by asking her whose decision it was to record a CD full of cover versions of nursery rhymes, sang out of tune over a cod-reggae beat. "Well it was ok for the first LP, so me and my dad figured why change a winning formula", she replied in that irritating mockney accent of hers, "or summfink, innit", she added. "I guess this sort of rubbish will require some excellent publicity and hype to persuade people to buy it." I quipped. "Yes, me and some of my mates are gonna go on a month-long pub crawl in London and get absolutely wasted", Ms Allen revealed as her eyes struggled to focus on the pint of vodka she'd just blagged, "And then I'm gonna snog Peaches Geldof and send the photo to the Daily Mail." I sat on a sharp tack to keep me awake so I could continue the interview with the talentless twit but unfortunately Miss Allen had passed out at this point, so I went home and listened to some proper music instead. Full story in the latest edition of my magazine on pages 4,5,6,7,8,9,10 plus pictures of her looking drunk. |
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Your fake stories are really boring now, just to let you know.
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Lily was talking to me exclusively earlier today.
I began by asking her whose decision it was to record a CD full of cover versions of nursery rhymes, sang out of tune over a cod-reggae beat. "Well it was ok for the first LP, so me and my dad figured why change a winning formula", she replied in that irritating mockney accent of hers, "or summfink, innit", she added. "I guess this sort of rubbish will require some excellent publicity and hype to persuade people to buy it." I quipped. "Yes, me and some of my mates are gonna go on a month-long pub crawl in London and get absolutely wasted", Ms Allen revealed as her eyes struggled to focus on the pint of vodka she'd just blagged, "And then I'm gonna snog Peaches Geldof and send the photo to the Daily Mail." I sat on a sharp tack to keep me awake so I could continue the interview with the talentless twit but unfortunately Miss Allen had passed out at this point, so I went home and listened to some proper music instead. Full story in the latest edition of my magazine on pages 4,5,6,7,8,9,10 plus pictures of her looking drunk. |
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The first reply was putting it politely. This is the first one i've read, and it's shit. Its not funny, or witty in any way. Just shite.
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The first reply was putting it politely. This is the first one i've read, and it's shit. Its not funny, or witty in any way. Just shite.
Are you sure not mixing up my rubbish with the official rubbish?
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The first reply was putting it politely. This is the first one i've read, and it's shit. Its not funny, or witty in any way. Just shite.
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Ok I get it's not your taste, so why go about to try and piss off fans? Leave it.
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Ok I get it's not your taste, so why go about to try and piss off fans? Leave it.
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