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Is Len's masterclass on ITT the best 'what ho' TV ever!!!!
Picklish
12-10-2007
I love it.

Last year I had to listen to Len and his Bony Knob.

Today he told Claudia (bless her heart) to not put her chesticles against him.

And told her she was doing a nonchalent leg cock.

Before the PC police pop up....enjoy the fun! They BOTH do the double entrendres....and it is so funny!

They both have such a laugh. They enjoy it. It is like 'Carry On Camping.'

Len is Sid James.

Claudia is Barbra Windsor...

I love it!!! Best TV ever! It should have it's own show!!!!

What strumpets...and what a great word!
smileatt
12-10-2007
I can't agree enough.

Len Goodman is a genius. He and Claudia together even better!

It makes me laugh out loud! Such a shame its only for 10 minutes a week!
Quirky shazzer
12-10-2007
I'd love them to practice a full dance and then show it to us on the last ITT of the series, i think claudia could pull it off - ha ha see what I did there?
dream queen
12-10-2007
Originally Posted by Picklish:
“I love it.

Last year I had to listen to Len and his Bony Knob.

Today he told Claudia (bless her heart) to not put her chesticles against him.

And told her she was doing a nonchalent leg cock.

Before the PC police pop up....enjoy the fun! They BOTH do the double entrendres....and it is so funny!

They both have such a laugh. They enjoy it. It is like 'Carry On Camping.'

Len is Sid James.

Claudia is Barbra Windsor...

I love it!!! Best TV ever! It should have it's own show!!!!

What strumpets...and what a great word!”



My first post ever on DS!!

I love Len and Claudia together - they are the definitive "Carry On Strictly"!!
flugella
12-10-2007
Oooh yes!!

I'm wondering whether I can get a "nonchalent leg cock" into my dance lesson on Wednesday without being told off.... What do you reckon - or does it only work in those AMAZING shoes??!

Rach x
Karura
12-10-2007
Len's masterclass is one of the highlights of ITT for my sister and I...I'll always remember "I went upstairs and got something out that hadn't seen the light of day in a long time...my grandfather's stopwatch."
SilverBird
12-10-2007
Couldn't agree more Picklish (love the name btw!). I think Len is such good value, it's what the show needs. His humour is so surreal, it's like a cross between Carry On and The Goon Show. As for the double entendre, I love it. The good thing about it is there really is ever only ONE meaning.
olivej
12-10-2007
Len and Claudia are a genious double act that should never leave our screens

Pure genious whoever decided to pair to 2 of them up together for Lens Master Class

Totally look forward to ITT on Fridays - is side stitchingly fabulous
Picklish
12-10-2007
I am scarily looking forward to future master classes.

Even more so than last year as just for the first one they seem to have launched totally into carry on mode.

Carry on Claudia and Len!!!

And what fabulous shoes.

Claudia's that is.

hiua6c
12-10-2007
I love them in fact I adore Len period he was soooo funny on DWS today when he called Bruno a smart arse
Sharpia
12-10-2007
"NTB" = Not too bad

"Cementation" = let's do it again because you're still doing it wrong.

"I'm getting bored with this" = You're useless, less try another dance.

"Oh no!" = One of his star pupils has made a cock up.

"Beauty" = They've got it right at last!

Just a few observations from Lessons with Len.
allyfree
12-10-2007
I love Len's masterclass ..... but why does Claudia have to act like Norman Wisdom EVERY single week Is she really so dense that she's learnt nothing in the last few years ?

Bring back the JLC/Killick samba
Seymour
13-10-2007
Len is magic, I could watch and listen to him all day. I agree with allyfree about Claudia...she can't be as thick as she acts on masterclass. Still she gets to dance with the great Len while I sit at home drooling.
anton4eva
13-10-2007
I've had lessons with Len and he is naturally very funny, I've borrowed some of his language. He also recites his little limericks which can make a loo dash necessary as they are very funny!
ITT masterclass is the highlight of my week
anton4eva
13-10-2007
Originally Posted by Sharpia:
“"NTB" = Not too bad

"Cementation" = let's do it again because you're still doing it wrong.

"I'm getting bored with this" = You're useless, less try another dance.

"Oh no!" = One of his star pupils has made a cock up.

"Beauty" = They've got it right at last!

Just a few observations from Lessons with Len.”

I managed to avoid Doughnut!
Karura
13-10-2007
Originally Posted by anton4eva:
“I've had lessons with Len and he is naturally very funny, I've borrowed some of his language.”

Same here, I now use "gets on my wick" as a matter of course
alexia47
13-10-2007
Len and Claudia doing a master class is absolutely the only thing that's EVER gotten me to laugh out loud whilst working out at the gym!
joshiemonkey
13-10-2007
Just like to say Claudia and Len are so funny. I love it when Len tells Claudia to take step back and she takes a huge step back. Just thinking about it makes me laugh.

Last edited by joshiemonkey : 13-10-2007 at 20:55
Picklish
19-10-2007
Glad it is not just me who adores them then! I am freakishly excited about tonights show and more 'double entrendres'!!!!

Dollystanford
19-10-2007
I adore Len, he's such a gentleman but funny with it - their masterclass is fab, I'm sure Claudia would be better without the six inch heels
Castanet
19-10-2007
Loving Len.
kaycee
19-10-2007
Originally Posted by Karura:
“Same here, I now use "gets on my wick" as a matter of course ”


Ditto!!

Even when teaching Len loves to use different expressions - my favourites was :

"Under the arm............ And what a gay day!" used to describe a variation in a cha cha!!!!
Frodora
19-10-2007
Ooo I love Len too!!

How come there isn't a fan thread for Len already??
Paace
19-10-2007
Looking forward to Len and Claudia tonight
jill1812
19-10-2007
Did Len just tell Claudia not to get fruitacious with him?
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