OK I'll try and give some of the sordid details but I have an annoyingly short memory and pretty much all I'm left with is "wow it was sparkly".
Stephanie and Vincent- I though they did very well and was very suprised by what I saw. Didn't expect her to be as good as she was. Vincent is also shorter than I imagined. I thought the scores were alright, possibly bordering on a little low.
Letitia and Darren- I wasn't too keen on them but all I was really looking at was how unflattering her dress was. Tried hard though. Craig's 4 too harsh, Len's 7 too generous.
Gabby and James- Very nice dance. Probably the one I found most fun to watch. I think the rest of the audience really liked them too. Didn't come across as badly as people seem to have found but then I couldn't really hear the backstage interviews very well so missed a lot of that stuff. Scores fairish maybe could have done with another 8 or two.
Alesha and Matt- Brilliant. Great chemistry. Looked a very nice partnership with lots of potential. Thought they should have got 8s across the board.
Kelly and Brendan- Very good but I found them a bit posy. A bit too "look at us, this is sex on the dance floor". Kelly as gorgeous as you imagine. No better IMHO than Matt and Alesha so should have got the same scores.
Penny and Ian- Very tall! Very elegant. I liked their dance but I don't think it was hugely memorable. Fair scores.
Kate and Anton- Oh dear. All I could think was that it was like watching car crash tv. There were good elements to it though. Arlene's premium bonds comment seemed quite funny at the time but looking back wasn't as funny as I thought. Unfortunately the scores were probably pretty fair.
Best rumba- Matt and Alesha
Best QS- Penny and Ian with James and Gabby close second
The pro group dance was spectacular though the wigs were hugely distracting. I kept on expecting them to bounce off so I ended up watching them more than the dancing which is a shame. The dresses were gorgeous especially Erins. Matt and Nicole's jive part was so good. A real treat.
The Westlife song was actually recorded before the live show so when you see Bruce linking to it he's actually pointing to an empty floor.

They were better looking in real life and although I don't really like them they were pretty good. I think they might have been live because I thought I heard one or two slightly iffy notes but then I'm not that musically talented so couldn't really tell.
James and Ola were just stunning together. I have never seen someone wear so little material! He did have a bit of a fumble on the second lift but it didn't look like anything major, just trying to get hold of her legs so he could lift her above his head.