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Old 26-10-2007, 20:14
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Ok, the aim of the thread is to pick an artist and think what artist/ Judge/ Brian will say in the VT before their performance. I will go first....

Andy

Andy: Last week I think I done alright, but as the weeks go by the competition is going to get harder

Simon: Last week Andy let himself down. Hes got more to offer. He HAS to raise his game

Andy: The song I am singing this week is a bit dancy and I am hoping people will see another side of me

Brian: Andy is a great dancer, but the routine this week is difficult. If he pulls it off, it will be AMAZING, but if he fails then he will be in BIG BIG TROUBLE (dun dun dun)

Cue VT of andy being shot in front of fan/ in motion/ looking sultry

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Old 26-10-2007, 21:13
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Ok, the aim of the thread is to pick an artist and think what artist/ Judge/ Brian will say in the VT before their performance. I will go first....

Andy

Andy: Last week I think I done alright, but as the weeks go by the competition is going to get harder

Simon: Last week Andy let himself down. Hes got more to offer. He HAS to raise his game

Andy: The song I am singing this week is a bit dancy and I am hoping people will see another side of me

Brian: Andy is a great dancer, but the routine this week is difficult. If he pulls it off, it will be AMAZING, but if he fails then he will be in BIG BIG TROUBLE (dun dun dun)

Cue VT of andy being shot in front of fan/ in motion/ looking sultry

You next
Leon: I was let down last week by the bad song Danni picked for me - but this week will be different. Did I mention that I'm from a small Scottish town and I love my mum?

Danni: Last week I picked the wrong song for Leon but this week I think he will amaze you all.

This time Leon gets to stand still and sing a 'safe' ballad. Still looks terrified though!

Simon: You redeemed yourself with that performance.

Brian: OK so he stood like rabbit caught in the headlights - but he's SOO cute. He will definitely be back next week ...
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Old 26-10-2007, 21:25
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Nikki

Nikki: Last week was amazing. I couldnt have asked for better comments...[lip quivers] but....[wipes solo tear]...I just wish....my dad would have been so proud

[shows montage of dead dad pics]

Louis: Nikki blew everyone away last week. Shes a real threat and Simon knows that now [wide eye look]

Nikki: This songs means a lot to me as I once had a rabbit that died in an icy pond

Brian: The dance moves weve done for nikki this week are tough. She is going to have to climb the mast of a ship wearing an eye patch in 10inch stillettos. If she pulls it off she will be amazing, if not she might be in TROUBLE

Flash nikki twirling the mic round her head/ flash nikki on the bow of a ship/ flash nikki looking sultry
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Old 26-10-2007, 21:34
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Nikki

Nikki: Last week was amazing. I couldnt have asked for better comments...[lip quivers] but....[wipes solo tear]...I just wish....my dad would have been so proud

[shows montage of dead dad pics]

Louis: Nikki blew everyone away last week. Shes a real threat and Simon knows that now [wide eye look]

Nikki: This songs means a lot to me as I once had a rabbit that died in an icy pond

Brian: The dance moves weve done for nikki this week are tough. She is going to have to climb the mast of a ship wearing an eye patch in 10inch stillettos. If she pulls it off she will be amazing, if not she might be in TROUBLE

Flash nikki twirling the mic round her head/ flash nikki on the bow of a ship/ flash nikki looking sultry
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Old 26-10-2007, 23:41
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Alisha: Last week I was in the bottom two. I could see my dreams slipping away from me. I was gutted.

Sharon: I *hic* let Alisha down badly last week but this week we're going to show them what she's got. Oi Rhydian let mummy see your chest! Strange boy!

Alisha: I've worked so hard to get this far. I can't let it get away from me. This is my one chance. Its all I've wanted to do. I've got to go for it.

Brian: I've picked a very make or break dance routine decison for Alisha. If hse pulls it off it'll be amazing but one false move and she'll be in deep toruble.

Montage of Alisha looking sultry/ Sharon looking drunk / Alisha in a horrible Kelly Osbourne type outfit.
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Old 27-10-2007, 00:16
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Alisha: Last week I was in the bottom two. I could see my dreams slipping away from me. I was gutted.

Sharon: I *hic* let Alisha down badly last week but this week we're going to show them what she's got. Oi Rhydian let mummy see your chest! Strange boy!

Alisha: I've worked so hard to get this far. I can't let it get away from me. This is my one chance. Its all I've wanted to do. I've got to go for it.

Brian: I've picked a very make or break dance routine decison for Alisha. If hse pulls it off it'll be amazing but one false move and she'll be in deep toruble.

Montage of Alisha looking sultry/ Sharon looking drunk / Alisha in a horrible Kelly Osbourne type outfit.


Rhydian

Rydian: Last week blew me away. The crowd reception was great.

Danni: last week the UK found it in their hearts to love ryhd. He was the star of the show and he showed he can win

Simon: Rhyd, last week, became real competition. He looked like he had just seen a ghost and fell in a vat of glitter but it worked

Brian: This week I have been working on rhyd with a new routine. He will swing from a custom built chandelier from the back of the studio whist air moon walking onto the stage. If he gets it right ir will be brilliant, but it could go so WRANG

Flash rhyd with a madge bishop perm/ flash ryhd doing the moon walk/ flash cheesy grin
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Old 27-10-2007, 00:51
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Daniel: Last week Simon hated my choice of a rock song, so this week we've decided to go with the choice Louis made for me. It's especially poignant to me because whenever I sing the line "you were my toy, but I could be the boy you adore" I always think of my son, Theron who I'm raising as a single Dad <wipes tear>.

Louis: Daniel can sing anything and we'll prove it to Simon this week. <looks at camera> you'll see Simon.

Simon: Last week Daniel tried to sing Bryan Adams and failed miserably. This week Louis has given him a song from his record collection. It worked for Nikki last week. Let's see if it'll work for Daniel.

Brian: Daniel is great to work with. He's ambitious and hard working. I decided to up his game this week and we're working on an extremely difficult routine involving four dancers, an elephant and a pair of stilts. Last week he only had to walk across the stage. This week he'll need to own the stage like Michael Jackson on stilts. It's a tall order and if he misses any of his marks he's going to fall flat on his face...literally.
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Old 27-10-2007, 00:59
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Emily: This song means more to me than anyone will ever know. Last year I nearly died, and if I had, not only would I never sing this song, even if I did it wouldn't be true because I'd still be a girl. Now, in this competition, I can sing it and the song is me. It means everything and more to me than anyone could know.

Sharon: Emily knows she's the youngest in the competition and because of that she has to work harder. She hasn't the experience the other contestants have, but she's a fighter and she'll nail it just like she nailed sepsis last year.

Simon: Emily should be safe this week unless Sharon annoys the Rhydian fans again.

Brian: Emily is like a blank canvas to work with. Behind that blank expression is emotion and it's my job to bring it out. We've worked on a great piece for this week and if it all goes to plan the audience will see an emotional performer, but if she doesn't get her energy up, it'll be like watching paint dry.
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Old 27-10-2007, 01:15
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Hope

Hope Member 1 (HM1): Last week was such a buzz. Being on stage and singing it was great

HM2: iiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssiittttttt

HM3: omgomgomgomgomg it was like the best rush ever [does splits]

HM4: [grunts] I aint a lesbian, innit [grimmace]

Simon: Hope done well last week and showed they could fill a niche in the market. With the right direction they will be the next big thing

HM3: This week we are singing mrs peanut butter. We are all so greatful for this chance, innit know wha' am sayin; innit

Brian: Last week Hope managed not to look like a bunch of bulldykes storming the stage. This week we have uped the anti. As well as dancing, all the girls will be performing in lycra G strings. It will be sexy and sassy unless it goes wrong and they will look like a bunch of men on a booze cruise

Flash man hope bearing knuckles/ flash splits hope twirling/ flash pheobe asking for a fight
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Old 27-10-2007, 01:20
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Nikki: This song takes me back to the time I was looking through my Dads Fishing magazines and found an X Factor application form. Being the humble and unegotistical person I am, I realised it was for me because I sang Karaoke down at the pub a few times. I have been singing all my life and this song is one of my favourites because I was singing it the moment I found and application form in my Dads Fishing Magazines *wipes tear* (mouths vote for me) miss you dad (mouths vote for me again) *wipes tear*

Sharon: Last week Nikki gave a great performance and her Dad would have been proud, this week I believe she will have to work hard to keep the people at home interested after Simon tactfully told her to shut up about her dad.

Brian: I'll be telling Nikki to stay still this week because those hips moving around could create a hurricane like centrifugal force and take the stage down in seconds.

Nikki: My Dad left me an X Factor application form. I don't think it was my Dad's because he can't sing. It was for me and this is for my Dad, who couldn't sing.
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Old 27-10-2007, 01:21
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Oh Phonix !!!!

you are on form tonight
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Old 27-10-2007, 01:23
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Oh Phonix !!!!

you are on form tonight
aww thanks
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Old 27-10-2007, 01:24
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Nikki: This song takes me back to the time I was looking through my Dads Fishing magazines and found an X Factor application form. Being the humble and unegotistical person I am, I realised it was for me because I sang Karaoke down at the pub a few times. I have been singing all my life and this song is one of my favourites because I was singing it the moment I found and application form in my Dads Fishing Magazines *wipes tear* (mouths vote for me) miss you dad (mouths vote for me again) *wipes tear*

Sharon: Last week Nikki gave a great performance and her Dad would have been proud, this week I believe she will have to work hard to keep the people at home interested after Simon tactfully told her to shut up about her dad.

Brian: I'll be telling Nikki to stay still this week because those hips moving around could create a hurricane like centrifugal force and take the stage down in seconds.
Nikki: My Dad left me an X Factor application form. I don't think it was my Dad's because he can't sing. It was for me and this is for my Dad, who couldn't sing.

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Old 27-10-2007, 01:24
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Emily: This song is all about Near death Experiences and returning back to conquer the world with singing. I can do it because I am special. Everyone at home are weak and useless. I am Emily. I survived Death and now I shall use girly sympathy tactics to destroy your conscience with guilt trips. I survived death, now vote for me, or I will haunt you or send all the dead people I met during my Near Death Experience to take over your house.

Louis: I be thinking it be Emily's week for she be returning from the heavens she be saying.

Brian: Emily's jumping around last week caused 20 thousand pounds worth of damage. For fear of hearing the "I nearly died" speech we decided to send the bill ot the insurance company.

Dannii: Strewth! Not the OI nearly died girl... tie me kangaroo down.. ave 'ad enaaaf!!
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Old 27-10-2007, 01:31
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Beverly

B: Im every woman- its only me. DIVA [points to self]

S: Beverley let herself down last week with that wig and those dancers, I mean it was just so amusement arcade

B: R.E.S.P.E.C.T find out what it means to me. DIVA [points to self]

L: Beverely has talent and presence and this week she will stun people

Brian: Beverely really needs the diva image so from my experience I told her she must call everyone girlfriend at the right stage of the song. If she says it at the wrong time then armageddon will be unleashed

B: We-e-e-e-e-e-e-e--e-lllllll you make me wanna SHOUT. DIVA [points at self]

Flash B eating a fish supper/ Flash B letting one go in the xfactor house/ Flash B doing bo selecta "heeee-hhee"
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Old 27-10-2007, 01:31
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FP Member No1: BRAP!

FP Member No1: BRAP!

FP Member No1: BRAP! BRAP! BRAP!

Simon: This week the power of the BRAP! should be higher because I have raised my trousers which are the BRAPOMETER!

FP Member No1: BRAP!

Brian: The dance sequence will be hard because they boys can't stop saying BRAP! If they say it during the dance, it could be the end of FutureProof.

FP Member No1: BRAP!

FP Member No1: BRAP! BRAP! BRAP!

Louis: What be dis Brap?
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Old 27-10-2007, 01:42
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Leon

L: I live in a coocil hoose, ken what am sa'in. Ma poor maw hid to bring me up in a cooncil hoose

Simon: Last week we programmed Leon in the wrong way which led to him being a complete d-i-s-a-s-t-e-r. Weve looked at his electronics this week and hopefully we have his stock phrases working correctly now

[flash back to leon being programmed] I am a robot. I am a robot

Danni: Leon has all the potential to be the first robot to win X factor

Brian: Now we have leons mechanics right, we can programme him to dance. Hes going to be like robocop on ice tonight

Leon: I live in a cooncil hoose wi ma maw. I wan' ti win. Cooncil hoose. Cooncil hoose

Flash leon doing robot dance/ flash picture of council house/ flash picture of his controlling remote
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Old 27-10-2007, 02:01
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Leon

L: I live in a coocil hoose, ken what am sa'in. Ma poor maw hid to bring me up in a cooncil hoose

Simon: Last week we programmed Leon in the wrong way which led to him being a complete d-i-s-a-s-t-e-r. Weve looked at his electronics this week and hopefully we have his stock phrases working correctly now

[flash back to leon being programmed] I am a robot. I am a robot

Danni: Leon has all the potential to be the first robot to win X factor

Brian: Now we have leons mechanics right, we can programme him to dance. Hes going to be like robocop on ice tonight

Leon: I live in a cooncil hoose wi ma maw. I wan' ti win. Cooncil hoose. Cooncil hoose

Flash leon doing robot dance/ flash picture of council house/ flash picture of his controlling remote
Ladies and Gentleman IT'S LEON

Leon: Initiate Song Sequence. Song number 2. Live Show 2.

Leon: Initiate Smile at Audience. Loading.
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Old 27-10-2007, 07:20
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This thread is fantastic
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Old 27-10-2007, 11:56
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FP Member No1: BRAP!

FP Member No1: BRAP!

FP Member No1: BRAP! BRAP! BRAP!

Simon: This week the power of the BRAP! should be higher because I have raised my trousers which are the BRAPOMETER!

FP Member No1: BRAP!

Brian: The dance sequence will be hard because they boys can't stop saying BRAP! If they say it during the dance, it could be the end of FutureProof.

FP Member No1: BRAP!

FP Member No1: BRAP! BRAP! BRAP!

Louis: What be dis Brap?

hahaha!!!!!!!!
love it
i'm gonna be disappointed now if this doesnt happen!
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Old 27-10-2007, 12:13
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Same Difference

SD girl lastweekwassoamazingtobeuponthestageanddancingwithmybrotherwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

SD boy: itsalwaysbeenourdreamtobeonstageassomehfromstepsandlisascottleewhhhhirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Simon: Same Difference came to the table last week and provided the entertainment. Louis didnt like it but he had the mcdonalds last year

Louis: SD are panto. They dont belong on the x factor. If they had been irish I would say they were the new westlife, but they are not. Did I tell you I mentor shayne Ward?

SD girl: thisweekwehavesuchacheeeeeesysongtosing. weloveitloveitloveit.

Brian: SD are soooooooooooooooooo camp [initiate lisp]. This week we thought we would dress them as circus performers and as part of that, if they dont handle the tigers correctly their performance could be devastating!

Flash SD girl being wound up and pinging off the wall/ flash SD boy bouncing like tigger/ Flash advert for mini baby bell
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Old 27-10-2007, 12:20
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Same Difference!!!!!!!

Simon: Next up we have two of the nicest people I've ever met in my life. Thank God there's only two of them - I can actually remember their names, so here are Shauna and Sa - oh, that can't be right. I'm always right. It's Same Difference.

Sarah: Last week was absolutely the best moment of our lives, the performance, the audience, the result - everything was absolutelu amazing.
Sean: But Louis caling us a tragedy -
Sarah: Even that was exciting in its own way because last year we watched him talking like that to the likes of Ray Quinn and of course Leona, and now here we are and it's happening to us!
Louis: I don't know why he put these guys through. They're so dated, not like my acts who actually have some class. Simon's just jealous because he thinks I've got a winner in my category and he's got these two. They were upset that I called their performance a tragedy last week but I didn't. They sang Tragedy but I called it a nightmare. I was being nice to them!
Sean: To think, this was Leona last year, and look where she is now. I don't think we were a tragedy, but we're hoping this week we can win Louis round even if he doesn't like the song.
Simon:Louis thinks Same Difference are cheesy,and for once he's right but there's nothing wrong with that. Last week I compared them to High School Musical, this week they're singing a song from it.
Sarah: We're so excited about our song this week. We absolutely adore Vanessa and Zac -
Sean: Not in that way!
Sarah: Well, Zac's OK but I still like Brian!
Brian:I absolutely love these guys' energy and the sparkle in Sarah's eyes when they're rehearsing with me - they both have quite a sparkle about them actually - but this week the pressure's on, they've got a modern song, all singing, all dancing and very pipular so it could be fantastic or it could be an absolute train wreck. It's all down to them.
Sarah: It's up to us now and we're going to give it a million per cent!
Sean: Right, sis!
Shots of SD and Simon's best cheesy grins andLouis looking doubtful.

Bit long but I hope it's OK I'm not great with te shots/choreography ideas but I hope you all like the dialogue.
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Old 27-10-2007, 13:47
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I enjoyed reading it
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Old 27-10-2007, 13:51
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Same Difference

SD girl lastweekwassoamazingtobeuponthestageanddancingwithmybrotherwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

SD boy: itsalwaysbeenourdreamtobeonstageassomehfromstepsandlisascottleewhhhhirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Simon: Same Difference came to the table last week and provided the entertainment. Louis didnt like it but he had the mcdonalds last year

Louis: SD are panto. They dont belong on the x factor. If they had been irish I would say they were the new westlife, but they are not. Did I tell you I mentor shayne Ward?

SD girl: thisweekwehavesuchacheeeeeesysongtosing. weloveitloveitloveit.

Brian: SD are soooooooooooooooooo camp [initiate lisp]. This week we thought we would dress them as circus performers and as part of that, if they dont handle the tigers correctly their performance could be devastating!

Flash SD girl being wound up and pinging off the wall/ flash SD boy bouncing like tigger/ Flash advert for mini baby bell
Hahaha
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Old 27-10-2007, 14:50
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End of show clip..

Dermot: Well, Emily, Nikki, you're in the bottom two. It's the one place where you didn't want to be, we're all surprised, I know I'm surprised. Is there anything you want to know?

Nikki: My Dad, MY DAD!!! He left me an application form before he died. Have you people no heart!!? Are you HUMAN!!? How dare you not vote for me you evil evil monsters! My Father died. How dare you!

Dermot: and Emily is there anything you would like to say...

Emily: Your dad? Pah!! I almost died and I have a legion of dead people as my minions who are my army from hell who joined me after my time in the underworld. Vote me off the show and feel my wrath. I shall not merely prance like an Elephant around the stage but murderously trample over the UK and cause immense damage to the housing market unseen since the second world war you evil trolls!!
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