wow, you're all really clever at this limerick stuff.

Cool thread and great limericks everybody

Dedicated to Len and Brendan

There once was a head judge named Len
Who would not give Brendan a ten
He said you’re a dough nut
Now put up or shut up
But Brendan just lifted agen

Inspired by winenroses fine contributions I've gone for a two verse epic!!!

Strictly’s judges are stupid and revolting
When acting all pompous and insulting
They really should know
A big part of the show
Is that viewers surprise through the voting

I’ve a word of advice for the judges
Please stop holding such silly grudges
We just want a score
Not really much more
‘cept maybe some jokes, winks and nudges

There once was a judge called Bruno,
Who practiced pouting from January to Juno
But from July he cleaned
His paddles 'til they gleamed
Though he's lost numbers Cinque to Uno

The forum is a place for debate
But it’s been a bit nasty of late
It’s got so rude
I now conclude
We need more limericks and a bit less hate

The SCD bus is on its way to drop
Bar Cutler at their Blackpool stop
To cheer Muttley and Cutler
Otherwise known as Team Muttler
As they foxtrot their way to the top!!

For your sentiments I salute you
Forum Member aka Cat Balou
I like pink and fluffy
Of hate, quite enough, we
Don't want Strictly to make us turn blue.

I read this forum when needing some fun
Lazy journo thread's numero un
Strictly Bridget's one more
To even the score
Strictly Limerick's another good 'un. (Of course )

Last night Kelly’s cape made Len mad
And then he behaved like a cad
He quite lost his head
His face went all red
But Len! It’s now you who looks bad

It's a bit of a shame about Dom
Although I'm not sorry he's gone
A one trick pony
Who then turned all moany
Hope he finds one more bum to lech on!

Ken's Paso was quite a delight
It turned out good fun on the night
His kilt did the trick
He showed Ola his d***
But she hid her eyes from the sight

Kate’s found she has two dancing feet
What’s more she can keep to the beat
Anton is grinning
His head’s now spinning
This week might not end in defeat

The dreamiest Foxtrot this week
Was graceful and had great technique
It made people sigh
And some even cry
Alesha and Matt you’re so chic

Kenny was kilted and ready to dance
Paso doble in strong macho stance
McMatador and cape
With legs agape
And Ola trying her best not to glance

Last week we saw Paso and Foxtrot
To which some gave Alrene the hots
To cool her down
Kelly made her frown
By revealing she has weak spots!

(well I tried)

And an excellent effort too!

It's much harder than it looks but I'm finding it strangely addicitve.

Awww sweet - I like it.

Oh absolutely brilliant, this is really what a limerick is supposed to be like!!!

these have put such a smile on my face... thanks

Kate expected to be shown the door
After foxtrotting with Anton around the floor
But the judges weren't hard
Catching Garraway off guard
Sending the GMTV cult into furore!!

When Alesha and Matt got it wrong
Their improv went well with the song
They were surprised
Not to be chastised
But most thought it right all along

She used to be queen of the mean
But now she seems much more serene
Arlene may be chilled
But when she gets thrilled
She’s still likely to be quite obscene

Both really good, Cat Balou!

On Monday Matt's wearing a frown
On Tuesday he feeling quite down
But Wednesday's less murky
And Thursday quite perky
But on Friday his food won't stay down

Last Saturday was Kate's best night
She got at least one of the steps right
She's still a dead loss
But Anton's not cross
And his teeth display his great delight.

Len Goodman went off to the States
And started some furious debates
He opened his mush
And dissed Dubya Bush
And now he is Lenny No Mates.



There once was a goblin called Dom
Who was obsessed with Lilia’s bum,
His urge just to grab it
Became quite a habit
But it wasn’t her idea of fun.