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Cat Balou

09-11-2007

A bit controversial but I couldn't resist.

Poor Karen was getting a thrashing
Then there was Karen fan bashing
It all got heated
The Mods deleted
‘Cos most of us hate all the trashing

Cat Balou

09-11-2007

And to balance the books

For Kelly the rules don’t apply
And Mods seem to turn a blind eye
So many foul posts
It’s really quite gross
I can’t help from wondering why

Shorthand Queen

09-11-2007

These limericks are absolutely brilliant, you are a talented lot on here, it is such a change to have a laugh in the middle of all this unpleasantness.

dvj140
Jane

winenroses

10-11-2007

I hear Penny and Rod want one more
Little Stewart to even the score
They'll need a big bed
A seven footer it's said
To allow for their sexual rapport

fern3

10-11-2007

What's happened to Anton? we ask
Were the charm and the wit just a mask?
Should the others be wary?
He's really quite scary
When he's taking poor Kate to task

winenroses

10-11-2007

Will Penny make all the right moves?
Will Rod get in all the right grooves?
Will their salsa be hot?
Will they hit the right spot?
Will little Stu be born with dancing hooves?

Cat Balou

10-11-2007

Len Goodman has a new infatuation
When John dances he feels such elation
He loses his mind
And acts like he’s blind
But that ten has bewildered the nation!

ysbryd y ddawns

10-11-2007

Strictly's the programme for me,
I watch while eating my tea,
I love the romancing
While they are dancing
[But] anything negative's not for me!

Good thread! Poor effort! Will try more next time!

littlemadangel

10-11-2007

Gethin's improving all the time
We never hear him whinge or wine
Unlike those divas who sit at the desk
They seem to be never impressed
C'mon judges hold up your 10 sign

(A bit rubbish but I wanted to do one)

winenroses

15-11-2007

Craig's no longer horrid at all!
The contestants for once did not maul!
What made the change?
And his face rearrange?
Was it dancing with Matt in the hall?

Wiz Net

28-11-2007

There once was a head judge called Len
Who gave dear Old Barnsie a Ten
But then he said No!
I’m afraid you must go
We’d rather keep Kelly and Bren!
Last edited by Wiz Net : 28-11-2007 at 15:05

janjohn

28-11-2007

A very fine dancer is Matt
He's lithe as a young pussycat.
The girls find him sexy
And e'en us old wrecks he
Bewitches, that naughty young brat!

Baywatcher

29-11-2007

There was a young man called Anton
Who went on the dance floor without his pants on!
He gave Tess a fright!
Arlene wanted to take a bite!
And as per usual, Len had to rant on!

I THANK YOU!!

janjohn

29-11-2007

Let's speak of Milady Arlene
Of the judges she thought herself queen.
Her soundbites were awful,
Her desires scarcely lawful
For on far younger men she was keen.

Trumbles

16-12-2007

The problem with getting a '10'
Is we've seen it again and again
Our 'Strictly' it mars
Like it's 'Dancing with Stars'
We ask 'why?!' when we want to ask 'when?'

winenroses

19-09-2008

Strictly Coom Dancing begins again
As Ailing Filletts takes on the men
She's ready to rhumba
To another hot numba
And she's poised with the elbow for Len.

Ignazio

20-09-2008

I hastily reached for my specs
Whilst weighing up Mark Foster's pecs
They pulsate and they ripple
From the waist to his nipple
And they've left me a slobbering wreck.

LetLoose

20-09-2008

I do apologize about this pathetic attempt but I'm doing anything I can to pass the time

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Christine’s orange tan,
The bitching has already began,
Jodie is moaning,
Christine is groaning,
And Mark is too busy toning (his body

Ignazio

20-09-2008

Originally Posted by LetLoose:
“I do apologize about this pathetic attempt but I'm doing anything I can to pass the time .

Christine’s orange tan,
The bitching has already began,
Jodie is moaning,
Christine is groaning,
And Mark is too busy toning (his body )!”

I think that's a great first effort - except line 5 should rhyme with lines 1 and 2.

LetLoose

20-09-2008

Originally Posted by Ignazio:
“I think that's a great first effort - except line 5 should rhyme with lines 1 and 2.”

Ooops. I'll try again some other time

winenroses

04-10-2008

Last year there were calls for our Bruce
To be knighted no less, yay Forsooth

But oh how fickle
His jokes no longer tickle -
More benighted than knighted, in truth.

winenroses

04-10-2008

Poor Andie has a 'tiny dancing' chum
So continues to stick out his bum
She should grab hold of his rear
Pull it right into - here
And wear six inch heels - vavavoom.

mimi dlc

04-10-2008

Originally Posted by winenroses:
“Last year there were calls for our Bruce
To be knighted no less, yay Forsooth
But oh how fickle
His jokes no longer tickle -
More benighted than knighted, in truth.”

winenroses: you are an absolute hoot

Just re read some from last year and am PMSL

ColButterscotch

04-10-2008

This is priceless - I wish I could think of one!

Ignazio

04-10-2008

Gary finds cooking a breeze
Mixing and beating with ease
But on SCD live
When he knocks up his jive
Will the judges say Eurgh or more please?

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