Come on Moonie,

These other threads are boring me to death.

Lets have your 100% honest comments on tonights show.

Hopefully it will include the absolute shambles of Johns dance. How he gets away with it I do not know.

And despite what I say about pole dancer Kelly, she was by far the best dancer tonight.

Over to you..............................................

In lieu of Moonglow, can I offer my humble report

BORED TO DEATH BY:
Gabby
Gethin
Kenny


FAIR TO MIDDLING:
Alesha
Letitia
Gethin

FANTASTIC:
Matt
Kelly (although the 10 was over the top)

OH DEAR:
John
Dom

DEATH BY SUICIDE DANCE:
Kate

GOOD DANCE BUT NOT A SAMBA
Penny

Short but to the point I think

Hi TonyBlair - I'm warming to you more and more.

I do agree with you, there's so much pussyfooting on this board - nobody speaks their mind like you and I.

In fact, I've written a few things on here tonight, and no doubt a few sensitive souls might press the "Alert" button. You know what they're like on here!

I loved tonights show, I love all the shows, just love everything about the programme. And I know you won't agree with me, but I kept laughing out loud to Brucie. He's so funny. I mean, his jokes are so bad they're hilarious.

The best dances tonight I thought were Letitia and Matt and Flavia, though I'm not a fan of Matt.

I like Kelly Brook but I thought Brendon was an idiot doing the third lift. However, he desperately wants some publicity and by doing an extra lift he knew he was going to get it. Don't think he likes Kelly hogging the limelight.

My favourite pro is Lilia but I can't bear Dominic so hope he goes tonight. In fact, no, I hope either Kate or Kenny goes tonight. Though, the British public vote for anybody, however rubbish they are, so probably the best dancers will be in the bottom 2 tonight. I do wish the British public weren't allowed to vote - they really haven't a clue.

Anyway, my favs are still kelly and Penny, but who am I to say - I mean, I vote for the best dancers, whereas most other people don't!

Nice to talk to you again TonyBlair.

Were the goblins and gremlins out tonight on SCD?
What a weird show or is it just that time of year?

I think Bruno with his '10' for a dance, which although impressive, had an illegal lift in it only proves my suspicion that he is suffering from jet lag from his transatlantic DWTS jaunts or maybe its the after effects of the anaesthetic from the face lifts he's having over there....take a CLOSE look - that isn't just the effects of BBC make-up!
(On that note, if Arlene has any more botox she'll be unable to speak before long (blessing in disguise?) as her face is beginning to suffer from creeping rigour mortis.

I thought a lot of the dances were a bit of a shambles tonight though very entertaining if you fancied a laugh. with Kenny doing an excellent cover version of the ' Peter Schmeikel Samba Special'.

It was a case of the good being very good and the bad being 'bloody awful', to quote Len.

Matt was outstanding, Kelly brilliant, despite her ******** partner, and one or two others are gaining ground every week and could catch them up or even overtake them.

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

I'm seeing a pyschiatrist next week.

If moonglow agrees with me I must be loosing it.

Actualy, tonight annoyed me.

All of the celebs I do not particularly like, (Kelly, Alesha and "Sharon Watts") danced the best.

I still think that John Barnes is not even trying and just taking the money. How anyone can say he can dance escapes me. He looks like a hunched up tub of lard.....He has to go.

Poor old Kate. Try as she might, she simply cannot dance...Must be the ITV presenters curse.

So my bottom two are John and Kate.

And the judges will effuse over John and slander Kate.

Roll on the spoiler so I can watch something else tomorrow on BBC.

P.S. Did you notice Bruce had trouble with his legs tonight. Almost tripped down the stairs and cut out some of his dance steps.............hmm, time to go Brucie

Spot on.

On reading this....10/10

Der Chef says

Very disappointed with this show

I thought Matt and Flavia were a beautiful island in a sea of poor performances (enthusing Bruno camp stylie there , dont worry I am coming back to him )

As I said for supposedly the best series ever the bottom 5 looked very poor for 5 weeks in.

I just want to say Bruno has set a very dangerous precedent anybody in future not happy with their marks and feels other have been overmarked could have a pop at the judges and bring that up No way from now on Len could counter with the "I talk and you listen "

Ohhh Yeah

Bruno has set a very dangerous precedent. Now anyone who makes a mistake can bring this point up and demand more marks.

Well done Bruno, the hamsters dead but the wheel is still spinning