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Old 28-10-2007, 18:54
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Colleen is desperately trying to be a fashion icon, but she is

a) too chavvy
b) too uncool
c) too short
d) not skinnky enough
e) too ugly

to be one
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Old 28-10-2007, 19:49
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I don't think her hair looks that bad at all. In fact I quite like it. Nice to have a change from the boring straightened-to-death styles that are around now.
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Old 28-10-2007, 20:32
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She was doing so well.

What happened. Poor deluded thing.


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Old 28-10-2007, 21:58
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Colleen is desperately trying to be a fashion icon, but she is

a) too chavvy
b) too uncool
c) too short
d) not skinnky enough
e) too ugly

to be one
How do you no she is trying to be a fashion icon , its just the way the media portrays her
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Old 29-10-2007, 15:37
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Haha, oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Posh's hair on the other hand is looking remarkably good. Underneath all the skanky fakeness she isn't bad looking.
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Old 29-10-2007, 16:25
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was hardly permanant

http://photo.wenn.com/index.php?ref=...=0&hs=&start=1

scroll down.
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Old 29-10-2007, 16:46
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I really can't be bothered hearing about Coleen. What does she do??

She's famous solely because of her relationship with Shrek, now we're supposed to take her seriously as some kind of spokesperson for 'ordinary' women.
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Old 29-10-2007, 16:47
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Horrid,Isn't it?
I always wondered back in the early days of the Spice Girls, why she never smiled.
Then I found out. Horrid sloping rats teeth
the Ginger one from Girls Aloud is the same. horrid smile, crap teeth
Victoria nevers smiles, even now. Its no wonder when people probably told her she had an ugly smile, I remember seeing a programme about when she was at dancing school at a young age and her coach said she was always self-concious and didn't like to smile. The teeth were a problem then, but even with all the dental work it can't change the way the face loosk when you smile, and shes prob self-concious about that too.
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Old 29-10-2007, 17:49
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I really can't be bothered hearing about Coleen. What does she do??

She's famous solely because of her relationship with Shrek, now we're supposed to take her seriously as some kind of spokesperson for 'ordinary' women.
What did she say for us 'ordinary' types?
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Old 29-10-2007, 18:31
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She's got a new show coming up called 'Coleen's Real Women', for starters.

Her column in Closer is a load of rubbish as well. Who cares what takeaway she and Wayne had last week?? Dull.
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Old 30-10-2007, 00:46
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How do you no she is trying to be a fashion icon , its just the way the media portrays her
Erm, could be the fact that she said "i would love to be a style icon like Audrey Hepburn*" when interviewed in Vogue is a bit of a clue.



*note to Colleen, Audrey did a spot of acting too.
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Old 30-10-2007, 00:49
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I really can't be bothered hearing about Coleen. What does she do??

She's famous solely because of her relationship with Shrek, now we're supposed to take her seriously as some kind of spokesperson for 'ordinary' women.
One of the reason why Colleen is doing well money-wise is precisely because she is soo ordinary and average looking, that's her USP. When pramface chavettes are pushing their prams around Netto/ Kwik Save/ Aldi they think 'i could be her', whilst adjusting the scrunchies in their Croydon face lift hair 'styles'
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Old 30-10-2007, 08:16
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One of the reason why Colleen is doing well money-wise is precisely because she is soo ordinary and average looking, that's her USP. When pramface chavettes are pushing their prams around Netto/ Kwik Save/ Aldi they think 'i could be her', whilst adjusting the scrunchies in their Croydon face lift hair 'styles'


hahaha - very true.
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