I don't know why I bother watching SCD with my family! If they're not talking the whole way through it, this happens as you're waiting for the results:
*Kenny's through*
Me: He's going to sleep outside tonight!
Dad: Yep!
Mum: Hang on, why?
Me: 'Cause she's really competitive so she won't like that he went through and she had to dance again.
Mum: Who?
Me: Her *points*
Mum: In the yellow?
Me: No, the other one.
Mum: Her?
Me: No, the one in the black.
Dad: There's only two of them, this isn't hard!
Mum: And who's she married to?
Me: Kenny.
Mum: Who's he?
Me: The one who looks like a sack of potatoes.
Mum: And who's the other one?
Dad: She's married to Rod Stewart.
Mum: Then who are the two other blokes?
Dad: They're the professional dancers. They're not married to either of the girls.
Me: Or Rod Stewart.
Dad: Right.
Mum: Okay.
Dad: So if the one in the yellow goes out, Rod Stewart won't be happy but Kenny gets to sleep indoors. If the other one goes, he has to sleep outside and listen to Rod Stewart.
Me: Why would he have to listen to Rod Stewart?
Dad: ...Well, why not?
*Kenny's through*
Me: He's going to sleep outside tonight!
Dad: Yep!
Mum: Hang on, why?
Me: 'Cause she's really competitive so she won't like that he went through and she had to dance again.
Mum: Who?
Me: Her *points*
Mum: In the yellow?
Me: No, the other one.
Mum: Her?
Me: No, the one in the black.
Dad: There's only two of them, this isn't hard!
Mum: And who's she married to?
Me: Kenny.
Mum: Who's he?
Me: The one who looks like a sack of potatoes.
Mum: And who's the other one?
Dad: She's married to Rod Stewart.
Mum: Then who are the two other blokes?
Dad: They're the professional dancers. They're not married to either of the girls.
Me: Or Rod Stewart.
Dad: Right.
Mum: Okay.
Dad: So if the one in the yellow goes out, Rod Stewart won't be happy but Kenny gets to sleep indoors. If the other one goes, he has to sleep outside and listen to Rod Stewart.
Me: Why would he have to listen to Rod Stewart?
Dad: ...Well, why not?




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(and Keny with Gabby too)