Barbie Girl 2007 (with apologies to Aqua)

Hi Barbie
Hi Bren!
Do you wanna go for a dance?
Sure Bren!
Let’s go...

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Strictly world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
I went on ITT, hey public look at me!
I’m a rebel, hope my votes will treble
Come on Barbie, let's see Bruno!

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Strictly world
We’re gonna win this, you just watch us!
I’ve got glossy hair, I really do not care
Rule? Let’s break it! Strictly’s what WE make it

I'm a dark giggle girl, in the Strictly world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm a model
I’m the star, Paso D, have you seen my pink cape?
Vote for me, I’m the best, not for Penny...

Come on Barbie, let's go paso!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go posing!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go rule break!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's see Bruno!
(uu-oooh-10)

thanks for that - I have that song in my head now

It'll drive you bonkers - sorry!

OMG that is fabulous - thank you!!! so appropriate!!

You sweetie - that's made my day!!!!

well its made mine too so thanks the putting in the time and the effort and posting it

brilliant!!! will print it out, take it to the pub later on and me and my mates will sing it really really loudly later on!

It will sound even better after a few pints!!!!!

I think I will definitely be calling them Barbie and Bren in all my posts now!

it will sound wonderful and yes think i will too! (if you dont mind!!)

We hate it when 'airheads' become successful

We hate it when 'airheads' become successful

'Oh, look at those clothes

Now look at that face, it's so old

And such a silly cow!'

Well, it's really laughable

Ha, ha, ha ...



We hate it when 'airheads' become successful

And if they're gorgeous, that makes it even worse

And if we can destroy them

You bet your life we will

Destroy them

If we can hurt them

Well, we may as well ...

It's really laughable

Ha, ha, ha ...



You see, it should've been me

It could've been me

Everybody knows

Everybody says so

Very good.

But don't be surprised if you get the same old bores say you're a horrible person and are just terribly jealous of her!

Very good!

I just had visions of K^ B dancing tonight and K pouting when her plastic arm comes off!