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Old 06-11-2007, 21:30
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You will NOT believe this........

Quoted from Dlisted...one of the best blogs on the internet.

Agent Provocateur have chosen Lily Allen as the new face and body of their latest ad campaign. Maggie Gyllenhaal was the last celebrity to star in a campaign and we all know how that turned out. Lily reportedly snagged a six-figure deal.

A source said, "The owners of Agent Provocateur, Joe Corre and Serena Rees, are delighted. They feel her natural look will appeal to a lot of women. She's in amazing shape since she lost the weight, and the pictures of her are absolutely incredible."

22-year-old Lily recently said she lost a lot of weight from hypnotism. Being hypnotized forced her to go into the gym. What a load of crap. More like she was hypnotized by the surgery light over her as the fat was sucked out of her. Let's be real.
This CAN'T be right, someone must be pulling my plonker.

Vicky Beckham must be doing her nut! (if this is true)
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Old 06-11-2007, 21:46
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And there I was thinking it was going to be you MG. I'm frankly disappointed now
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Old 06-11-2007, 22:00
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Not that surprising really,
Kylie,Kate and Maggie are not especially attractive people, and neither is Lily Allen.
They all manage to work for AP
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Old 06-11-2007, 22:04
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It will not be for long AP don't employ women for their campaigns for very long, 1 or 2 years, something like that.

Assuming this is true, I would NOT like to see the advert, I feel sick just thinking about it.
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Old 06-11-2007, 22:13
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Well, hopefully It will keep her out of the recording studio
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Old 06-11-2007, 22:16
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I want to know...

Who
Why
How

in no particular order.
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Old 06-11-2007, 22:18
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That last girl they had was hideous, Lily is an improvement.
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Old 06-11-2007, 22:26
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They say she has natural beauty, they are not wrong.

This is an excellent move by Agent Provocateur. Who better to be the face of a companies product than Lily. An intelligent artistic role model.
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Old 06-11-2007, 22:34
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Old 06-11-2007, 22:45
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Far from it, a honest opinion.

Lily has talent and she is considered by many to be beautiful.

She has been awarded this position on the most part for her looks. money would not be wasted if this wasn't the case.
Lily has been dedicated, partly through hypnosis but mainly through physical effort to put herself in such good shape.

She is now reaping the rewards of this hard work.
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Old 07-11-2007, 00:02
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Not that surprising really,
Kylie,Kate and Maggie are not especially attractive people, and neither is Lily Allen.
They all manage to work for AP
Thinking about it you do have a point, previous women in the AP campaigns haven't exactly been stunners have they.

I am however interested in how and why Lily got the job, probably some dodgy deal done in the seedy part of Soho.
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:43
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despite all her mouthing off LA is desperate to be seen as sexy and attractive. Now she can fulfill her ambition of being in FHM and Nuts
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Old 07-11-2007, 06:32
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Far from it, a honest opinion.

Lily has talent and she is considered by many to be beautiful.

She has been awarded this position on the most part for her looks. money would not be wasted if this wasn't the case.
Lily has been dedicated, partly through hypnosis but mainly through physical effort to put herself in such good shape.

She is now reaping the rewards of this hard work.
The funniest post I've seen on this site. Keep up the good work. Be careful though, I was banned for writing similar posts.

At least it'll keep her out of the recording studios for a while.

Tanequil: I salute you
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Old 07-11-2007, 07:16
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At least you couldn't accuse AP of going purely for looks.
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Old 07-11-2007, 08:39
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And there I was thinking it was going to be you MG. I'm frankly disappointed now


LOL Yes, I can see our Major in kinky bra and pants combo

Bit of a sell out from Lily really - always harping on about how she doesn't want to be a sex symbol, she's happy to be a normal size etc.. etc... and then she goes and loses shed loads of weight and cavorts round in her undies.. Hmm......
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Old 07-11-2007, 08:43
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LOL Yes, I can see our Major in kinky bra and pants combo
20 years ago I would be able to pull that off
(I went to goto Rocky Horror in full kit)
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:57
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Not that surprising really,
Kylie,Kate and Maggie are not especially attractive people, and neither is Lily Allen.
They all manage to work for AP
I suppose it all depends on what, or who, you find attractive. Lily Allen is no great beauty, Maggie Gyllenhall, although a great actress is not that attractive IMO, the less I say about Kate Moss, the better (ugh) but I do think Kylie's lovely.

Major-Giggles, I thought you were going to say it was Pish who was the new face. I was really thinking my morning coffee was going to regurgitate!
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Old 07-11-2007, 11:32
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I thought Daisy Lowe was an AP girl? If so, I guess they go for 'different' beauty because she, Maggie and Lily are all a bit kooky looking, but still attractive IMO.

I don't think Lily is a bad choice for AP, but I am surprised that she's agreed to do it. Then again, she's always on about Chanel these days, maybe she's trying to change her image?

Better than yet another super skinny waif, anyway. Lily's lost weight but she's no size 0, thankfully.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:32
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They like their uglies don't they?

First Kylie, Kate and Jake in a wig now Lily.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:51
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I think their campaign with Maggie kinda backfired on them, AP were hoping for cutting edge sexy -what they got was just a bit too cutting edge and strange.

Kylie was more their kinda style - mainstream sexy (well -considered so at least - not by me I hasten to add) doing naughty things on a rocking horse (if memory serves me right)

Dunno how Lilly Allen will fare though. She is attractive but just not sure I wanna see her advertising over-priced knickers.

AP try and market themselves in a way which implies that they are oh so sexy yet fashionable and trendy and the celebs love em, when in reality they sell garish knickers and bras that wouldn't be outta place in an upmarket brothel.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:54
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Yes, it's a bit of a change of heart where Lily's concerned, since she was so vociferous in criticising young skinny types for prancing around in their underwear.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:58
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I would say this is a victory for unattractive girls all around the world... It just proves that people that look like pigs and have a personality to match can be made to look beautiful too.... ahhhh well done Lily. Who's next for the job? Jade?!
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:59
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when in reality they sell garish knickers and bras that wouldn't be outta place in an upmarket brothel.
Mmmm but smalls are supposed to be sleazy looking aren't they?? lol
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Old 07-11-2007, 13:07
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Mmmm but smalls are supposed to be sleazy looking aren't they?? lol
Some of my "smalls" aren't especially not when lounging around the hoose. Give me big and comfy any day!
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Old 07-11-2007, 13:12
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I would say this is a victory for unattractive girls all around the world... It just proves that people that look like pigs and have a personality to match can be made to look beautiful too.... ahhhh well done Lily. Who's next for the job? Jade?!
Jade would do for Agent Provocateur what Danniella Westbrook did for Burberry. :sleep:
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