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The new face and body of Agent Provocateur |
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The new face and body of Agent Provocateur
You will NOT believe this........ Quoted from Dlisted...one of the best blogs on the internet. Quote:
Agent Provocateur have chosen Lily Allen as the new face and body of their latest ad campaign. Maggie Gyllenhaal was the last celebrity to star in a campaign and we all know how that turned out. Lily reportedly snagged a six-figure deal. A source said, "The owners of Agent Provocateur, Joe Corre and Serena Rees, are delighted. They feel her natural look will appeal to a lot of women. She's in amazing shape since she lost the weight, and the pictures of her are absolutely incredible." 22-year-old Lily recently said she lost a lot of weight from hypnotism. Being hypnotized forced her to go into the gym. What a load of crap. More like she was hypnotized by the surgery light over her as the fat was sucked out of her. Let's be real.
![]() Vicky Beckham must be doing her nut! (if this is true) |
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And there I was thinking it was going to be you MG. I'm frankly disappointed now
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Not that surprising really,
Kylie,Kate and Maggie are not especially attractive people, and neither is Lily Allen. They all manage to work for AP |
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It will not be for long AP don't employ women for their campaigns for very long, 1 or 2 years, something like that.
Assuming this is true, I would NOT like to see the advert, I feel sick just thinking about it. |
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Well, hopefully It will keep her out of the recording studio
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I want to know...
Who Why How in no particular order. |
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That last girl they had was hideous, Lily is an improvement.
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They say she has natural beauty, they are not wrong.
This is an excellent move by Agent Provocateur. Who better to be the face of a companies product than Lily. An intelligent artistic role model. |
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*must ignore troll*
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*must ignore troll*
Lily has talent and she is considered by many to be beautiful. She has been awarded this position on the most part for her looks. money would not be wasted if this wasn't the case. Lily has been dedicated, partly through hypnosis but mainly through physical effort to put herself in such good shape. She is now reaping the rewards of this hard work. |
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Not that surprising really,
Kylie,Kate and Maggie are not especially attractive people, and neither is Lily Allen. They all manage to work for AP ![]() I am however interested in how and why Lily got the job, probably some dodgy deal done in the seedy part of Soho.
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despite all her mouthing off LA is desperate to be seen as sexy and attractive. Now she can fulfill her ambition of being in FHM and Nuts
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Far from it, a honest opinion.
Lily has talent and she is considered by many to be beautiful. She has been awarded this position on the most part for her looks. money would not be wasted if this wasn't the case. Lily has been dedicated, partly through hypnosis but mainly through physical effort to put herself in such good shape. She is now reaping the rewards of this hard work. At least it'll keep her out of the recording studios for a while. Tanequil: I salute you
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At least you couldn't accuse AP of going purely for looks.
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And there I was thinking it was going to be you MG. I'm frankly disappointed now
![]() LOL Yes, I can see our Major in kinky bra and pants combo![]() Bit of a sell out from Lily really - always harping on about how she doesn't want to be a sex symbol, she's happy to be a normal size etc.. etc... and then she goes and loses shed loads of weight and cavorts round in her undies.. Hmm...... |
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LOL
Yes, I can see our Major in kinky bra and pants combo![]() ![]() (I went to goto Rocky Horror in full kit) |
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Not that surprising really,
Kylie,Kate and Maggie are not especially attractive people, and neither is Lily Allen. They all manage to work for AP Major-Giggles, I thought you were going to say it was Pish who was the new face. I was really thinking my morning coffee was going to regurgitate! |
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I thought Daisy Lowe was an AP girl? If so, I guess they go for 'different' beauty because she, Maggie and Lily are all a bit kooky looking, but still attractive IMO.
I don't think Lily is a bad choice for AP, but I am surprised that she's agreed to do it. Then again, she's always on about Chanel these days, maybe she's trying to change her image? Better than yet another super skinny waif, anyway. Lily's lost weight but she's no size 0, thankfully. |
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They like their uglies don't they?
First Kylie, Kate and Jake in a wig now Lily.
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I think their campaign with Maggie kinda backfired on them, AP were hoping for cutting edge sexy -what they got was just a bit too cutting edge and strange.
Kylie was more their kinda style - mainstream sexy (well -considered so at least - not by me I hasten to add) doing naughty things on a rocking horse (if memory serves me right) Dunno how Lilly Allen will fare though. She is attractive but just not sure I wanna see her advertising over-priced knickers. AP try and market themselves in a way which implies that they are oh so sexy yet fashionable and trendy and the celebs love em, when in reality they sell garish knickers and bras that wouldn't be outta place in an upmarket brothel. |
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Yes, it's a bit of a change of heart where Lily's concerned, since she was so vociferous in criticising young skinny types for prancing around in their underwear.
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I would say this is a victory for unattractive girls all around the world... It just proves that people that look like pigs and have a personality to match can be made to look beautiful too.... ahhhh well done Lily. Who's next for the job? Jade?!
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when in reality they sell garish knickers and bras that wouldn't be outta place in an upmarket brothel.
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Mmmm but smalls are supposed to be sleazy looking aren't they?? lol
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I would say this is a victory for unattractive girls all around the world... It just proves that people that look like pigs and have a personality to match can be made to look beautiful too.... ahhhh well done Lily. Who's next for the job? Jade?!
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