Scenario: X Factor Stylist Team Meeting
Dialoque: Let's just throw any old idea into the pot. I know, let's have a Dame Vera Lynn week (but just for Kimberly). Let's make her look as unflattering as possible, give her a dress to wear that enhances the bits she'd probably prefer to hide and top it off with a mis-matched bra. Oh, and just for fun, let's give her a huge lipstick across her middle and make her look like a cross between Thunderbirds and the school play. To complete the look let's make her look 20 years older than she is. Over to Sharon - and I'll give her the crapest song I can think of. I think thats pats on the backs to everyone. Good Job!!! Lets give ourselves another £million for being so damn good!
That was such a shame because I thought if Kimberly had been given a ballad she would still be in.
Some of my styling ideas are:
Flat Cap Week - oh sorry, Andy is already doing that one!
or:
Let's dress like a pet week - again sorry, Aleisha's already done that ie a poodle
or:
Songs from the Subways - dress like tramps and sing some of those great tunes from the underground. Can't be as bad as what the judges pick.
or:
Dress in the latest fashion even if it looks shite week - well that one's been covered since the start.
Sorry for going on and on. Just havin a laugh!