Craig: garlic, pungent sometimes lumpy.

Erin: spinach, long body with flavour.

Nicole: shitake mushroom, for connoisseurs.

Kelly: forbidden fruit.

The male pros can all be described as varieties of apple

(had to consult a gardening book for this)

Ian - "Golden Spire"
Vincent - "Winter Gem"
James - "Newton Wonder"
Matthew - "Superb"
Darren - "Pippin"
Anton - "Waltz"
Brendan - "Cox"

LOL!!!! Top prize for today!

Arlene is a currant - all dried and wrinkly and not everyone likes them.

That spikey horrible yellow-fleshed fruit???

Even I am not THAT cruel!

Funny yet appropriate!

Who is the rotten apple?

Or a dried prunes. Eat them for quick digestion!

Letitia is.......a sharon fruit!!!!

Well, Brendan is a pea-brain, Claudia is fruity, Bruno is a (magic) mushroom and Bruce has a plum job .


I'm the wrong gender to get involved here, but surely 'mange-tout' is more what you mean?


*Blows raspberry at Dom*.

Quality .

Loving the "mange-tout" Trumbles!
That one's definitely going in my dictionary.

Karen .... A turnip
a cruciferous vegetable (a member of the mustard family)

Brendan .....A kiwi ... a fruit sweet and juicy.

Following on from the male apples, here are the female pros:

(these really are varieties of apple)

Flavia - "Rome Beauty"
Erin - "Winter Queen"
Ola - "Suntan"
Lilia - "Reinette Rouge Etoile"
Karen - "Bountiful"
Nicole - "Millicent Barnes Sport"
Camilla - "Polly Whitehair"

Karen: a hallowe'en pumpkin
Ola: red cabbage - a tasty Polish dish
Bruno: an olive - very oily
Nicole: a cherry tomato - sweet n' neat

You just beat me to the same response!!! LOL

Love it!

"Millicent Barnes Sport"???

What a great thread (only just seen it)