I think I'd do the following:

Len Goodman - would give him Jordan since I don't think he'd know what to do with her chesticles lol

Arlene Philips - just to see her dribble round the dance floor, I'd HAVE to give her Mark Ramprakash!

Bruno Tonioli - would have to give him Pauline Quirke - that would be a scream!

Craig - would give him Marian Keyes!

and for Tess, Bruce and Claudia?

Tess - would give her Colin Firth and watch her swoon

Bruce - would give him Dawn French to see exactly what he could do with her!

and finally -

Claudia - think I'd have to give her Jon Bon Jovi!

hmmmmmmm!

who would you pair up with this lot!

Well......
Arlene: Simon Cowell - but who would lead?
Bruno: Kathy Burke (the new Kevin & Perry!!)
CRH: Anthea Turner - as fastidious as one another
Len: Supernanny - he needs someone else to be the boss

Just to upset Arlene I would give Ramps to Tess.
I'll have to think about the others.

Bruno - Gethin
Len - Penny
Arlene - Dom
Craig - Kate

Craig- Kate

Len- Kelly

Bruno- Alesha

Arlene- Kenny

I wouldn't give her the pleasure of pressing her body against all that masculinity..... and I definitely wouldn't wish it on poor Kenny

If Tess is supposed to dance as opposed to fainting, it's NOT a very good idea to pair her up with Mark.

Craig - Kate

Len - Penny

Arlene - Matt

Bruno - Gaby