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a short strictly prayer
kittles
17-11-2007
Our strictly which art on the beeb
Light entertainment be thy name
Thy dancers come, thy steps be done
In ballroom as in latin
Give us this day our daily it takes two
And forgive us our favourites,
as we forgive those that vote against them
Lead us not into enormous phone bills
But deliver us from the judges
For thine is the foxtrot, the paso and the jive
Forever and ever amen

here's to another nights SCD
easygoingremi
17-11-2007
^Very funny
Mistermind
17-11-2007
Ah women !
Stella Street
17-11-2007
Oh, I like that, nicely written kittles
michy
17-11-2007
Brilliant!
jive bunny
17-11-2007
Have we been watching in sin 'til now!? Do I need to repent my strictly sins!?
sarah-flute
17-11-2007
Great one, kittles LOL
Laura.C
17-11-2007
wicked
fern3
18-11-2007
Love it!
Jackster31
18-11-2007
Amen Kittles.....spot on
To SCD be the glory
flat_foot
18-11-2007
thats hilarious
chachachampion
18-11-2007
Amen! Absolutly LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! Hillarious!!!!
kittles
18-11-2007
thanks for all the kind words
BigBum
18-11-2007
Great Kittles
mscaviy
18-11-2007
Ditto to the above enthusiastic comments, very funny prayer.

I would substitute one line though. How about "forgive the beeb their dose of brucie"?
saggy1
18-11-2007
Fabulous Kittles!
Birdie65
18-11-2007
Originally Posted by kittles:
“Our strictly which art on the beeb
Light entertainment be thy name
Thy dancers come, thy steps be done
In ballroom as in latin
Give us this day our daily it takes two
And forgive us our favourites,
as we forgive those that vote against them
Lead us not into enormous phone bills
But deliver us from the judges
For thine is the foxtrot, the paso and the jive
Forever and ever amen

here's to another nights SCD”


Love it, well done Kittles. Think they should have you on ITT with Claudia, reciting this to the nation!
kittles
18-11-2007
Originally Posted by Birdie65:
“Love it, well done Kittles. Think they should have you on ITT with Claudia, reciting this to the nation!”

lol - alas my shoes and boots are completely inadequate for ITT
Birdie65
18-11-2007
Originally Posted by kittles:
“lol - alas my shoes and boots are completely inadequate for ITT”

Sure Claudia would lend you a pair of her skyscrapers!
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