Hang on a minute - we are talking about Sausages, right? What exactly constitutes "meat". Scrotums, bellies, Cartiledge,bloodveins,rectal tissue,saliva glands?!!
As far as I can tell, from M&S finest down to Tesco Saver sausages, all sausages are bollocks - usually literally.
Surely the whole point of Sausages is that they're made up of whatever's left of an animal once you remove the good bits.
The poncy sausages usually have coarser meat, and in my experience bigger bits of gristle.
All Sausages are vile, and yet they taste so nice.
Does anyone else share my contradictory views on what Jim Hacker in Yes Minister once referred to as "The emulsified high fat offal tube"?!!