The fluffy bunny was a state of the art reconnaissance technology utilised by the American government and will be utilised by Rhydian as part of his plan to shop for vegetables and defeat the Louis Walsh Frozen food department squadron...

Ooooh!

The bunny winked at Rhydian and hopped off, leaving Rhydian once more to contemplate how he would get away from the old bat in his drug-induced state. Then he remembered the dance routine he'd been practicing. He seized the supermop and looked at its head, where its eyes would have been if it had been a human super mop.

"Go West" he started singing as he marched towards the entrance/exit. Everyone stopped and stared, most wishing that they could be a supermop too.

Just as he was about to leave, he remembered his Nectar card. What should he do?

It was time for Rhydian to unleash Kung Fu routine number 32535 against the 1000000000 strong Louis Walsh Army.

He ripped off his top and they attacked but Rhydian's Kung Fu stylee was too much for them. He obliterated them with Bruce Lee style screams only 3 octaves lower.

Suddenly there was silence. He had defeated them all. He looked around. The 1000000000 bodies of the former Louis Walsh Army lay on the floor of Sainsburys, the old bat too. It was finally safe for him to leave. He walked to the exit and was just about leave Sainsburys when a female security guard came up to him.

"Excuse me sir, but I think you may be hiding something." She then proceeded to run her hands all over his naked torso.

Rhydian, being ticklish, giggled, but this turned to a cold stare. His heightened sense of smell caught a whiff of a splinter group of the Louis Walsh Fish Cake Army - Girls Aloud Liberation Freedom Democratic Communist Republican Force.

He tried to escape from the security guard, but she had started to look down his trousers to see what he was hiding down there. He was literally in her clutches and unable to move. The Girls Aloud Liberation Freedom Democratic Communist Republican Force were getting closer and closer. He thought his situation was hopeless.

But he had forgotten the bunny.

With that, weary and tired, Rhydian unleashed his voice to call his forces, the super dwarves and the girls from the Iceland TV adverts.

Also Chewbacca and his wookie army.

The bunny remembered the sensation of Rhydian's strong hands caressing her fluffy coat and hopped over to where Rhydian was still being groped by the security guard. She sensed that this gorgeous man, who was kind to small animals and probably helped old ladies cross the road, was somehow in danger.

The bunny realised she would need to use her special powers.

So the Bunny initiated launch execution pattern B6732IUK87.

A whirring sound was heard and then the sound of a transformer transforming then a wallop, whistle, cuckoo, cuckoo and finally a kablamo.

The Bunny had turned into a big massive GodZilla type monster and crushed the security guard with one stomp.
Then it wandered about looking for remnants of the Louis Walsh Girls Aloud Liberation Freedom Democratic Communist Republican Force Number 1... It checked with it's X Ray Vision, Heat Sensing and Super Telephoto eyes for any dodgy music beind heard in the distance.

Horrors, she heard a screeching noise coming from the music section. Having checked that Rhydian was OK and hidden his shirt, she hop-stomped over there. A video was playing. Blood seemed to be mentioned a lot. She realised that it was Rhydian's other arch enemy, the Leona.

Rhydian decided to leave the Leona to her arch enemy - producers with too much digital equipment so he ran off to get a Burger.

Unfortunately, he had forgotten about the Louis Walsh Girls Aloud Liberation Freedom Democratic Communist Republican Force Number 1. The sound of them underground had been drowned out by the screeching of bleedin' Leona.

The producers arrived in time and reproduced Leona to the point of sounding less like she usually does.

So only Louis Walsh's Girl''s Aloud Liberation Freedom Democratic Communist Republican Force Number 1 were to contend with... suddenly the fluffi bunny reappeared and decided to summon a big planet from outerspace to dro on the Force. It came hurtling down and dropped on the Louis Walsh Girls Aloud Liberation Freedom Democratic Communist Republican Force Number 1

"Please, Rhydian" one othem shouted from under the big planet (it was Jupiter) "save us from this rampaging rabbit. We know you are a love machine and we want you to help us escape Louis's army"

Unfortunately Rhydian couldn't hear her, because Jupiter is a very, very big planet.

His thoughts turned back to his burger.

Nicole, one of the girl's aloud members escaped because she appears to be the most sensible one out of the lot. She then changed allegiances and as a sign of trust, gave Rhydian one of the new Three Pepper Angus Burger Meals, super sized.

Rhydian, ever the gentleman, turned to his companion to offer her a bite of burger. She had been very quiet and he wondered if she had been disturbed by all the violence. He realised she probably wouldn't be eating much that evening, as she was a supermop.

What other canny devices could Rhydian find to fight the war? it emerged that one of the devices he could use was a 2 in 1 odour neutraliser and air freshener. This was out Rhydian was looking for as the Louis Walsh Fish Cake army was notorious for their lack of Hygiene.

Quick thinking as always, Rhydian knew the only way to stop the rampaging rabbit was through it`s stomach.............yes carrots. He would feed them to the little furry monster, first stunning it by playing old Westlife CDs on full-play through the speakers (that should have it screaming for mercy he thought), then he would spike the carrots with a quick burst of his magic 2 in 1 odour neutraliser and air freshner which would finish off the little blighter for sure. He quickly made his way to the fruit and veg display and was just about to reach for the loose carrots when suddenly out of the top of a large display of pineapples appeared................

He continued down the section and through the backdoor of the supermarket, at least I am free!!!!
T he next moment he saw that he was being followed by a long stream women running after him trying to a catch him. Rhydian we want you to wear a t shirt an jeans. What should he do? He finally got the the corner of the road, and found a road sweeper, and exchanged clothes with him. He started sweeping the road, however it was not good he started to sing, his voice gave him away he was singing Phantom of the Opera, and they heard him they squeeled.
This was to much. His dirt carrier had wheels, he was on the top of a hill he just jumped onto the dirt carrier a off he went down the hill he used the brush to row himself down the hill.
A car was turning into the road, and he was not able to stop.Agggghhhhhh

At the wheel was none other than the old trout Sharon, swerving all over the road until she eventually ended up in a ditch, knocking poor Rhydian out in the process. Cackling and clutching her friend (the Asda own lable vodka) she fell out of the car (as she was VERY inebriated at this stage)..........staggered across the dirt track and promptly fell alongside Rhydian, who by this stage had come round, nursing a headache and a large red bump on his head.

He was concussed and began singing Go West stumbling across the dirty track holding the broken broom handle in his right hand as if it were a microphone.

He was not able to think straight. He could see a line and he followed it. This line was in the middle of the road, Oh it led to the big house in the valley. He knocked on the door, when it was opened he was shocked to find it was.....

Mr Pearly White Gnashers himself............... wearing a rather fetching white velor dressing gown with SC emblazoned in red across the front. His front door was gold plated (as you would expect), the door knocker a brass image of himself (as you would expect), and on the door mat was a large pic of Lulu Walsh (as you would expect). "Rhydian" he exclaimed, dragging deeply on his Woodbine King Size "we have been expecting you - enter" Rhydian wiped his feet on the Lulu Walsh doormat, trepidation in his veins, and entered the plush domain of Mr Pearly White Gnashers............

Rhydian looked about him, stunned. The walls were covered in gold leaf and there were numerous statues of couples in erotic poses. Naked women strutted around, each with a leopard on a lead. One of them approached him and purred "You look a little stressed. Let me give you a massage to help you relax."

Rhydian was amazed. He had never heard a talking leopard before.

........but on closer inspection it turned out to be none other than the drunken old trout herself.............would he never be able to shake her off he thought. She was dressed from head to foot in leopard skin...........(not a pretty sight). Rhydian was crestfallen........he was cornered - how could he possibly escape from both the old trout AND Mr Pearly White Gnashers. Would help ever arrive ?

Suddenly the wookie army arrived. It was Chewbacca and his chums, hungry for a feast.

The drunken old trout was busy admiring young men as Chewbacca moved in with his big fighting mop to take her down. The old trout noticed and with that she screamed like a crazy old lady and that could only mean one thing.

The Trout foundation were coming...