There must have been 10 of them.........all marching in perfect formation down the shag pile staircarpet...........Rhydian was horrified. They were wearing jumpsuits made of fishscales and trout-like helmets. Their fish smell was overpowering; their huge fish eyes stared at Rhydian.........they came ever closer, their tail fins flapping as they came slowly down Mr Pearly White Gnasher`s cream shag pile staircarpet. Rhydian knew there was only one thing that could save him.........
The Rhydian (Appreciation) Fantasy Thread
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Originally Posted by OlgaChristie:
“There must have been 10 of them.........all marching in perfect formation down the shag pile staircarpet...........Rhydian was horrified. They were wearing jumpsuits made of fishscales and trout-like helmets. Their fish smell was overpowering; their huge fish eyes stared at Rhydian.........they came ever closer, their tail fins flapping as they came slowly down Mr Pearly White Gnasher`s cream shag pile staircarpet. Rhydian knew there was only one thing that could save him.........”
“There must have been 10 of them.........all marching in perfect formation down the shag pile staircarpet...........Rhydian was horrified. They were wearing jumpsuits made of fishscales and trout-like helmets. Their fish smell was overpowering; their huge fish eyes stared at Rhydian.........they came ever closer, their tail fins flapping as they came slowly down Mr Pearly White Gnasher`s cream shag pile staircarpet. Rhydian knew there was only one thing that could save him.........”
It was the women from the Iceland advert but they were too busy filming another Christmas commercial.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/fron...9520-20176905/
They seem less inclined to have a go at him over the last few days.
They seem less inclined to have a go at him over the last few days.
Originally Posted by OlgaChristie:
“There must have been 10 of them.........all marching in perfect formation down the shag pile staircarpet...........Rhydian was horrified. They were wearing jumpsuits made of fishscales and trout-like helmets. Their fish smell was overpowering; their huge fish eyes stared at Rhydian.........they came ever closer, their tail fins flapping as they came slowly down Mr Pearly White Gnasher`s cream shag pile staircarpet. Rhydian knew there was only one thing that could save him.........”
“There must have been 10 of them.........all marching in perfect formation down the shag pile staircarpet...........Rhydian was horrified. They were wearing jumpsuits made of fishscales and trout-like helmets. Their fish smell was overpowering; their huge fish eyes stared at Rhydian.........they came ever closer, their tail fins flapping as they came slowly down Mr Pearly White Gnasher`s cream shag pile staircarpet. Rhydian knew there was only one thing that could save him.........”
It was the women from the Iceland advert but they were too busy filming another Christmas commercial.
Rhydian burst into singing 'Go West' they just fell down swooning at the sound of his voice. The voice vibrated the walls of the room the gold began to fall o ff and so did the fish scales.
Their fins became arms and they were exhausting themselves pointing their fins to the West Rhydian opened the door and out they went trailing their tails behind them. He was safe, then he heard a noise coming the corner, he saw a little rabbit, it began to grow out of all proportion and was coming towards him. .......
Originally Posted by mitacond:
“It was the women from the Iceland advert but they were too busy filming another Christmas commercial.
Rhydian burst into singing 'Go West' they just fell down swooning at the sound of his voice. The voice vibrated the walls of the room the gold began to fall o ff and so did the fish scales.
Their fins became arms and they were exhausting themselves pointing their fins to the West Rhydian opened the door and out they went trailing their tails behind them. He was safe, then he heard a noise coming the corner, he saw a little rabbit, it began to grow out of all proportion and was coming towards him. .......”
“It was the women from the Iceland advert but they were too busy filming another Christmas commercial.
Rhydian burst into singing 'Go West' they just fell down swooning at the sound of his voice. The voice vibrated the walls of the room the gold began to fall o ff and so did the fish scales.
Their fins became arms and they were exhausting themselves pointing their fins to the West Rhydian opened the door and out they went trailing their tails behind them. He was safe, then he heard a noise coming the corner, he saw a little rabbit, it began to grow out of all proportion and was coming towards him. .......”
The tales of fish are not the same as fairy tales.
Rhydian saw the rabbit and decided to make a run for the mop which had been at his side throught out the whole. This mop was a Wizards wand which was able to change its shape and therefore follow Rhydian when needed. The Riddler needed this mop now, and it changed it shape into a carrott.
The Rabbit was so suprised that it almost fell over. However, suddenly a smile began to spread across its face, Ah a corrot for me, me, me, me. The smile showed the gnashers beneath, they were very like those of.................
None other than Mr Pearly White Gnashers himself..........he had morphed into a giant rabbit..........the gnashers were even more dazzling than Rhydian remembered, in fact their power was drawing him slowly in...............their sparkle became brighter and the gnashers started flashing like a beacon. Suddenly....
Originally Posted by OlgaChristie:
“None other than Mr Pearly White Gnashers himself..........he had morphed into a giant rabbit..........the gnashers were even more dazzling than Rhydian remembered, in fact their power was drawing him slowly in...............their sparkle became brighter and the gnashers started flashing like a beacon. Suddenly....”
“None other than Mr Pearly White Gnashers himself..........he had morphed into a giant rabbit..........the gnashers were even more dazzling than Rhydian remembered, in fact their power was drawing him slowly in...............their sparkle became brighter and the gnashers started flashing like a beacon. Suddenly....”
The mop appeared waving in the air as if it were a flying saucer. It hit the Rabbit in the mouth, unintentionally of course, and then went over to Rhydian to protect him as much as possible.
The mop swung around the room at an alarming rate. This way and that stars flying from it. Suddenly it fell on to...............
Originally Posted by mitacond:
“The mop appeared waving in the air as if it were a flying saucer. It hit the Rabbit in the mouth, unintentionally of course, and then went over to Rhydian to protect him as much as possible.
The mop swung around the room at an alarming rate. This way and that stars flying from it. Suddenly it fell on to...............”
“The mop appeared waving in the air as if it were a flying saucer. It hit the Rabbit in the mouth, unintentionally of course, and then went over to Rhydian to protect him as much as possible.
The mop swung around the room at an alarming rate. This way and that stars flying from it. Suddenly it fell on to...............”
Dermot. Now where did he come from?
The mop had heard all about the delights of Rhydian from her cousin, the supermop, and realised what she had to do.
The rabbit was now extremely angry and morphed into yet another frightening being ..
Originally Posted by FluffyBunnykins:
“Dermot. Now where did he come from?
The mop had heard all about the delights of Rhydian from her cousin, the supermop, and realised what she had to do.
The rabbit was now extremely angry and morphed into yet another frightening being ..”
“Dermot. Now where did he come from?
The mop had heard all about the delights of Rhydian from her cousin, the supermop, and realised what she had to do.
The rabbit was now extremely angry and morphed into yet another frightening being ..”
the Grosse bunny with enlongated ears which fell i nto its face. It sneered, however no one could see the sneer as its ears got in the way of it mouth.
Super Mop shuffled, Rhydian must be protected at all cost, the mop army must be called in there was nothing for it but to raise the call. Mops On Gaurd. Go West was sounded, and they all drew to attention.
OUt of the blue Rhydians Navy coat was moving towards him his shirt was removed and the jacket placed o n him. He wasnow in command of the mop army.
Oh no, not that agian I can't stand this said Rhydian as he saw the a camera taking photos of him the mops came to his aid..................................
Originally Posted by mitacond:
“the Grosse bunny with enlongated ears which fell i nto its face. It sneered, however no one could see the sneer as its ears got in the way of it mouth.
Super Mop shuffled, Rhydian must be protected at all cost, the mop army must be called in there was nothing for it but to raise the call. Mops On Gaurd. Go West was sounded, and they all drew to attention.
OUt of the blue Rhydians Navy coat was moving towards him his shirt was removed and the jacket placed o n him. He wasnow in command of the mop army.
Oh no, not that agian I can't stand this said Rhydian as he saw the a camera taking photos of him the mops came to his aid..................................”
“the Grosse bunny with enlongated ears which fell i nto its face. It sneered, however no one could see the sneer as its ears got in the way of it mouth.
Super Mop shuffled, Rhydian must be protected at all cost, the mop army must be called in there was nothing for it but to raise the call. Mops On Gaurd. Go West was sounded, and they all drew to attention.
OUt of the blue Rhydians Navy coat was moving towards him his shirt was removed and the jacket placed o n him. He wasnow in command of the mop army.
Oh no, not that agian I can't stand this said Rhydian as he saw the a camera taking photos of him the mops came to his aid..................................”
Suddenly Rhydian thought "Hmm... I'm kinda cold... I don't want to spoil my super vocals. I will wear clothes all the time, up to my neck. I will also where globes and a hat too."
Originally Posted by Furry Monkey:
“Suddenly Rhydian thought "Hmm... I'm kinda cold... I don't want to spoil my super vocals. I will wear clothes all the time, up to my neck. I will also where globes and a hat too."
”
“Suddenly Rhydian thought "Hmm... I'm kinda cold... I don't want to spoil my super vocals. I will wear clothes all the time, up to my neck. I will also where globes and a hat too."
”
but he hadn't realised that he had thought aloud and the old trout had heard him. She took a swig of Asda own-label vodka and launched herself towards what she thought were the central heating controls. Unfortunately her eyesight was a little cross-eyed and what she thought were the controls were in fact Rhydian's nipples. She grabbed hold of them and twiddled. Rhydian .........
Originally Posted by FluffyBunnykins:
“but he hadn't realised that he had thought aloud and the old trout had heard him. She took a swig of Asda own-label vodka and launched herself towards what she thought were the central heating controls. Unfortunately her eyesight was a little cross-eyed and what she thought were the controls were in fact Rhydian's nipples. She grabbed hold of them and twiddled. Rhydian .........”
“but he hadn't realised that he had thought aloud and the old trout had heard him. She took a swig of Asda own-label vodka and launched herself towards what she thought were the central heating controls. Unfortunately her eyesight was a little cross-eyed and what she thought were the controls were in fact Rhydian's nipples. She grabbed hold of them and twiddled. Rhydian .........”
Flinched, as she twisted them between her thumbs. Now I have got you haven't I? Oh no Rhydian thought this cannot be happening; I have got to get free from her. I don't want my nipples dammaged I won't be able to wear the transparent shirt on Saturday.
The super mop came to his aid, or wizard mop I should say it change itself into a giant bottle of vodka. Oh, Oh said the old trout, I like that look at it, it is soooooooooooooo big, she was talking about the Voldka bottle not Rhydian.
She let go of Rhydian and went towards the bottle which once she had released Rhydian turned back into a mop.
Rhydian had escaped once again he thought. However, no it just is not that way I am afraid, a grey haird man was coming towards him say I thin that was a bit over the top Rhydian, you need to turn it down. It was....................................
Originally Posted by mitacond:
“Flinched, as she twisted them between her thumbs. Now I have got you haven't I? Oh no Rhydian thought this cannot be happening; I have got to get free from her. I don't want my nipples dammaged I won't be able to wear the transparent shirt on Saturday.
The super mop came to his aid, or wizard mop I should say it change itself into a giant bottle of vodka. Oh, Oh said the old trout, I like that look at it, it is soooooooooooooo big, she was talking about the Voldka bottle not Rhydian.
She let go of Rhydian and went towards the bottle which once she had released Rhydian turned back into a mop.
Rhydian had escaped once again he thought. However, no it just is not that way I am afraid, a grey haird man was coming towards him say I thin that was a bit over the top Rhydian, you need to turn it down. It was....................................”
“Flinched, as she twisted them between her thumbs. Now I have got you haven't I? Oh no Rhydian thought this cannot be happening; I have got to get free from her. I don't want my nipples dammaged I won't be able to wear the transparent shirt on Saturday.
The super mop came to his aid, or wizard mop I should say it change itself into a giant bottle of vodka. Oh, Oh said the old trout, I like that look at it, it is soooooooooooooo big, she was talking about the Voldka bottle not Rhydian.
She let go of Rhydian and went towards the bottle which once she had released Rhydian turned back into a mop.
Rhydian had escaped once again he thought. However, no it just is not that way I am afraid, a grey haird man was coming towards him say I thin that was a bit over the top Rhydian, you need to turn it down. It was....................................”
Louis Walsh. And just behind him was his Fish Cake Army. Rhydian thought he had left them all dead at Sainsburys, but sadly no. And they appeared to have picked up weapons - toothpicks. All we need now is Dannii, thought Rhydian, and all the judges will be here. As if by magic, a giant tortoise walked through the door with Dannii on its back. Rhydian realised that there was a stage at the back of the room, complete with full orchestra, bows poised. He had faced worse situations than this. This was his moment. He strutted towards the stage, his jeans ripped and white see-through shirt half open. He jumped up on the stage. He opened his mouth to sing. But ......
Originally Posted by FluffyBunnykins:
“Louis Walsh. And just behind him was his Fish Cake Army. Rhydian thought he had left them all dead at Sainsburys, but sadly no. And they appeared to have picked up weapons - toothpicks. All we need now is Dannii, thought Rhydian, and all the judges will be here. As if by magic, a giant tortoise walked through the door with Dannii on its back. Rhydian realised that there was a stage at the back of the room, complete with full orchestra, bows poised. He had faced worse situations than this. This was his moment. He strutted towards the stage, his jeans ripped and white see-through shirt half open. He jumped up on the stage. He opened his mouth to sing. But ......”
“Louis Walsh. And just behind him was his Fish Cake Army. Rhydian thought he had left them all dead at Sainsburys, but sadly no. And they appeared to have picked up weapons - toothpicks. All we need now is Dannii, thought Rhydian, and all the judges will be here. As if by magic, a giant tortoise walked through the door with Dannii on its back. Rhydian realised that there was a stage at the back of the room, complete with full orchestra, bows poised. He had faced worse situations than this. This was his moment. He strutted towards the stage, his jeans ripped and white see-through shirt half open. He jumped up on the stage. He opened his mouth to sing. But ......”
They crowd applauded him and gasve him a standing ovation before he has opened his mouth.
Dannii said how he had ade her cry, but he said I have not sung anything yet. No you don;t have to yo ajust make me cry by being so sweet and such a gentleman. We all love you so much.
We want you to sing the mop song tonight ................
Originally Posted by mitacond:
“They crowd applauded him and gasve him a standing ovation before he has opened his mouth.
Dannii said how he had ade her cry, but he said I have not sung anything yet. No you don;t have to yo ajust make me cry by being so sweet and such a gentleman. We all love you so much.
We want you to sing the mop song tonight ................”
“They crowd applauded him and gasve him a standing ovation before he has opened his mouth.
Dannii said how he had ade her cry, but he said I have not sung anything yet. No you don;t have to yo ajust make me cry by being so sweet and such a gentleman. We all love you so much.
We want you to sing the mop song tonight ................”
Rhydian was perplexed. What was this mop song? He was embarrassed about his lack of knowledge of pop music. He could see the crowd beginning to get restless. He turned to the orchestra. "Do you know the mop song" he asked them. They looked equally puzzled. Louis's fishcake army was advancing. He turned again to the orchestra, this time in despair. "What is the mop song" he cried in anguish.
Suddenly the conductor smiled. He knew what Dannii meant. He told the orchestra to turn to page 60, and they started playing ......................
Originally Posted by FluffyBunnykins:
“Rhydian was perplexed. What was this mop song? He was embarrassed about his lack of knowledge of pop music. He could see the crowd beginning to get restless. He turned to the orchestra. "Do you know the mop song" he asked them. They looked equally puzzled. Louis's fishcake army was advancing. He turned again to the orchestra, this time in despair. "What is the mop song" he cried in anguish.
Suddenly the conductor smiled. He knew what Dannii meant. He told the orchestra to turn to page 60, and they started playing ......................”
“Rhydian was perplexed. What was this mop song? He was embarrassed about his lack of knowledge of pop music. He could see the crowd beginning to get restless. He turned to the orchestra. "Do you know the mop song" he asked them. They looked equally puzzled. Louis's fishcake army was advancing. He turned again to the orchestra, this time in despair. "What is the mop song" he cried in anguish.
Suddenly the conductor smiled. He knew what Dannii meant. He told the orchestra to turn to page 60, and they started playing ......................”
He raised his hands and sang in a powerful tone "I vow to thee my country..."
The winds began to change, the clouds were controlled by Rhydian and his voice. The Louis Walsh Army could not advance. His voice echoed with the power of a million elephants rampaging across forests.
Then he started to elevate as he pushed the armies around him further away with the power Gale Force 20 wind.
Originally Posted by Furry Monkey:
“He raised his hands and sang in a powerful tone "I vow to thee my country..."
The winds began to change, the clouds were controlled by Rhydian and his voice. The Louis Walsh Army could not advance. His voice echoed with the power of a million elephants rampaging across forests.
Then he started to elevate as he pushed the armies around him further away with the power Gale Force 20 wind.”
“He raised his hands and sang in a powerful tone "I vow to thee my country..."
The winds began to change, the clouds were controlled by Rhydian and his voice. The Louis Walsh Army could not advance. His voice echoed with the power of a million elephants rampaging across forests.
Then he started to elevate as he pushed the armies around him further away with the power Gale Force 20 wind.”
His hands were strong and he shone with the power that exuded from his whole body. The armies were now in the distance he felt that he was free. He wandered over the fields and his hair free, blowing in the wind. This was what he wanted, freedom from the whole thing.
In the distance he heard a soft sound of music playing gentle tones of the song World in Union. He was drawn towards this song, Oh he thought this song reminds me of my rugby days, he closed his eyes.
When he opened his eyes she was there before him. Vodka stained dress and hair, lips drooling, deep dark red lips pouting.. Ahhhhhhhhhh Rhydain I have found you again you will never get away from me you are my captive. From behind her came the most horrorible sight Rhydian had ever seen it .........................................
........was what appeared to be at least 20 of the furry puff ball dogs......wearing identical stud collars with ferocious looking spikes.............they bared their teeth revealing fangs with razor sharp edges which appeared to be pulsating with a bright light and which appeared to hypnotising Rhydian. He tried to shield his eyes from the glare of the fangs, but the puff ball army drew ever closer, now also revealing evil red eyes..............he backed away wih fear and trepidation............
Originally Posted by OlgaChristie:
“........was what appeared to be at least 20 of the furry puff ball dogs......wearing identical stud collars with ferocious looking spikes.............they bared their teeth revealing fangs with razor sharp edges which appeared to be pulsating with a bright light and which appeared to hypnotising Rhydian. He tried to shield his eyes from the glare of the fangs, but the puff ball army drew ever closer, now also revealing evil red eyes..............he backed away wih fear and trepidation............”
“........was what appeared to be at least 20 of the furry puff ball dogs......wearing identical stud collars with ferocious looking spikes.............they bared their teeth revealing fangs with razor sharp edges which appeared to be pulsating with a bright light and which appeared to hypnotising Rhydian. He tried to shield his eyes from the glare of the fangs, but the puff ball army drew ever closer, now also revealing evil red eyes..............he backed away wih fear and trepidation............”
Wondering what the little furry things would do next he started to sing 'Somewhere' . The Furry puff ball dogs stopped as if mesmerised. Rhydian voice was so powerful that the vibration from the notes began to vibrate the dreaded teeth of the dogs, teeth were falling everywhere, they were now helpless small furry puffy dogs who cried and snarled. Their bark was now stronger than their bite thought Rhydian, his sense of humour always rising to the occasion. As there was no longer an glare from the animals teeth Rhydian could see on the hill side two large figtures coming towards him, he knew instantly that they were..............................
none other than Mr Pearly White Gnashers himself (the white gnashers looked every more pearly white, if that were possible and glinted and gleamed in the early evening dusk, illuminating the sky with a bright white light. He appeared to be dragging a large bundle behind him..........which fell open on the ground to reveal hundreds of identical sets of pearly white gnashers.........the light from them dazzled Rhydian and he shielded his eyes. Amazingly the identical sets of pearly white choppers suddenly came to life and started moving towards him in formation, their jaws chomping in unison.........slowly and menacingly they moved towards Rhydian..........their pulsating light became even brighter, their chomping noise became deafening. Behind them Mr Pearly White Gnashers laughed menacingly, holding a remote control in front of him. "Rhydian, submit to the force of The Pearly White Gnasher Army.............
Originally Posted by OlgaChristie:
“none other than Mr Pearly White Gnashers himself (the white gnashers looked every more pearly white, if that were possible and glinted and gleamed in the early evening dusk, illuminating the sky with a bright white light. He appeared to be dragging a large bundle behind him..........which fell open on the ground to reveal hundreds of identical sets of pearly white gnashers.........the light from them dazzled Rhydian and he shielded his eyes. Amazingly the identical sets of pearly white choppers suddenly came to life and started moving towards him in formation, their jaws chomping in unison.........slowly and menacingly they moved towards Rhydian..........their pulsating light became even brighter, their chomping noise became deafening. Behind them Mr Pearly White Gnashers laughed menacingly, holding a remote control in front of him. "Rhydian, submit to the force of The Pearly White Gnasher Army.............”
“none other than Mr Pearly White Gnashers himself (the white gnashers looked every more pearly white, if that were possible and glinted and gleamed in the early evening dusk, illuminating the sky with a bright white light. He appeared to be dragging a large bundle behind him..........which fell open on the ground to reveal hundreds of identical sets of pearly white gnashers.........the light from them dazzled Rhydian and he shielded his eyes. Amazingly the identical sets of pearly white choppers suddenly came to life and started moving towards him in formation, their jaws chomping in unison.........slowly and menacingly they moved towards Rhydian..........their pulsating light became even brighter, their chomping noise became deafening. Behind them Mr Pearly White Gnashers laughed menacingly, holding a remote control in front of him. "Rhydian, submit to the force of The Pearly White Gnasher Army.............”
You must submit or be banished forever. Rhydian thought OK I will let PWG think I am submitting and then I will be able to free myself eventually.
Oh Great and might Pearly White Gnasher, I submit to your wise knowledge and all that yuo know. I will follow you.
PWG just laughed, a loud and menacing laugh that pierced the sky almost. I knew you would surrender one day and that day has come, we will turn you into a multi million dollar super, super, world wide star. Your name will be on everyones lips you will be invited to the most prestigious homes. All you every desired will be yours. Oh yes thought Rhydian well we will have to see he thought.
The Super mop had been watching these goings on between Rhydian and PWG and thought this young man needs help but for now I will let PWG think he has the upper hand.
The next think that happend shocked everyone, including PWG................................
The supermop metamorphised into a superhero in the shape of Little Leon ...........he was wearing a rather fetching Black Watch tartan kilt, with a ferocious looking spiky sporran which he lifted above his head "Behold the force of Little Leon and his Supersonic Sporran........I have come to rescue my teammate Rhydian from these forces of evil" Suddenly the Supersonic Sporran took on a life of its own as Little Leon threw it in the air and ...............
Chewbacca suddenly awoke, feeling hungry.
Once champion eater, he devoured a whole planet for Breakfast against his usual devouring of many dinosaurs due to lack of birth control amongst his species.
Noticing the sporron he ate it and Leon ran away.
He then went to sleep again and awaited more food stuffs he could eat to make love not war.
Once champion eater, he devoured a whole planet for Breakfast against his usual devouring of many dinosaurs due to lack of birth control amongst his species.
Noticing the sporron he ate it and Leon ran away.
He then went to sleep again and awaited more food stuffs he could eat to make love not war.
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