Lisa arrived yesterday, and so far around here she's been a Lesbian, an ex-Gladiator, a transsexual, and a Big Brother Producer. And we don't even know her surname yet or do we? - Not bad for two days work!

So far the Transexual / Transvestite Count I think stands at six - starting with[list][*][color=blue]Jon[/color] (comedy breasts and that lipstick photo)[*][color=blue]Fed[/color] (androgynous & ambiguous)[*][color=blue]Gos[/color] (those were definitely breasts on display in the pool)[*][color=blue]Tania[/color] (chin, overdoing the makeup)[*][color=blue]Steph[/color] (wee Jimmie Crankie!)[*][color=blue]Lisa[/color] (because by now people just won't be satisfied till they get one!)[/list]- or, have I missed any? Seem to recall Anouska may have been accused once but I couldn't find it. And has that [color=red]Delta Goodrem[/color] (1,2,3,4,5,6) woman turned up yet?

Bob

and force us into voting for the Euro!

Conspiracy theory number 9,214:
Lisa IS a plant by the BB producers to liven up the house. 3HMs are nominated for eviction this week (as decreed by the BB Producers) with only one to go. Lisa walks on Friday (as previously agreed in the DR), BB Friday 1 Show shows events of Thursday and includes announcement that there will be no eviction this week. Friday 2 show shows events of Friday leading to Lisa's 'walk' and confirms no replacement will be made, leaving 5 in the house, 1 to go on 18th and four to remain for final week. €nd€mol / 4Ventures / C$ productions make money from votes, keep interest in the Friday shows and life carries on!

Meanwhile Cam's accidental admission that he remembers the 1966 Aberfan disaster being on TV, fully five years before he was allegedly born, demonstrates that he's been lying about his age, with the complicity of C4, Endemol, his family, friends and colleagues, the passport authority, the registrar of Births, Stromness Primary School, Stromness Academy, Napier University and the Friends Reunited site - in order to stir up a couple of headlines when his real age is unmasked. Wicked old Cameron!

Bob

Someone at Endemol has become a born-again Christian (probably driven to it by BB3). The only way to get the company to stop making such dreadful stuff is to make it fail.

On the other hand, a wise man once said that there's no need to search for conspiracy if the events can be explained adequately by incompetence.

Nah, I'll go for conspiracy every time. It's a lot more fun than watching BB4:yawn:

That was brilliant!

I especially liked the alliteration: Fed (androgynous & ambiguous).

And I quoted you to see how to add urls to words.

Thanks

LMAO Very Funny!

...if Cameron stays after Friday, watch the new conspiracies come out of the woodwork.

As a slight change of pace to The Cameron Show, I'd just like to point out that both Ladbrokes and William Hill have re-introduced 'Any Other Contestant' to the prices listed for 'Outright Winner of Big Brother'. Who's coming to dinner Saturday?

...or in an orkney accent...CAM IS NO OON