Maybe Lilia secretly exposed Darren to the germs to indirectly scupper all their chances as she was gutted not to make the final this year!

(Come on, let's see how outlandish we can make the conspiracy theories - I know you can do it, guys!)

Perhaps Dom gave it to Lilia because he was so narked about the judges not choosing him...

Oooh the conspiracy deepens!

Gabby infected the BBC water coolers so that they all got so ill, they couldn't dance and she would have to come back in the final with James and Kate & Anton

I hope its not true.

what, that Gabby infected the water coolers? me too, she could be in biiiig trouble

A mate of mine who went to the show a few weeks ago reckoned he heards that it was actually Fiona Phillips who infected the water coolers, as a retaliation for the judges' remarks about GMTV presenters in general, in the hope that both she and Kate would be invited back for the Final

All these conspiracy theories are ridiculous. You should all be ashamed of yourself for even mentioning them.








It's obviously the result of ballsed-up experiment in the nearby nuclear power plant.

Hope all the celebrities and professionals are well. It was really sad watching Letitia cope last week. (Not nice for the professionals, but slightly easier for them to hide).

If there's any justice in the world, the bug will have infected the cameramen and they either won't swirl around like maniacs or they'll have to spin off (with camera) to the nearest bucket.

Of course, and it's also a Government conspiracy because they are trying to hide the existence of a nuclear facility in the centre of London .... of course they'll deny it ......

Tish must have infected the TV electromagnetic waves last Saturday, I could be having a sore throat myself. Still,


Keeeeeeeeeeeep Dancing

the detonator is always hidden in Tess's cleavage, just in case

Actually, it's because the power plant has been invaded by Slitheen who are trying to blow the world up in order to sell it off as nuclear power...


One can but hope....

Stand back, I'm a trainee Bomb Disposal Officer, let me deal with this ......

It's the close body contact they insist on in ballroom that spreads the bug. During the tango microbes do not need to jump across a gap, they just walk across.

Just going for a stroll LOL

.....and Dr Who returns to save us all......Maybe our wish will be granted and David Tennant will take to the floor and glide through time, only to reappear with Ginger Rogers to stun the alien invaders......and then he caught the eye of Miss Dixon as she cha cha cha `d her way into his arms......and together they Waltzed into his Tardis and disappeared in front of our eyes as the judges unanimously held their 10s aloft......to be continued

Ow, I have a cold - laughing hurts!!!

(Feeling a bit sorry for Matthew in this scenario though!)

edit: Is Arlene a Slitheen? or some sort of alien? It could explain a lot...

another thought... Gethin proved the other day that his non dancing alter ego was flatulent.... maybe HE is a slitheen!

"every finalist apart from Alesha Dixon has been suffering from the same illness"..... oh oh! sounds like a case for Poirot .

Well my daughters call Tess... tessbot..perhaps shes a cyberwoman?

Fear not Matthew.....because as his jaw hits the floor and the realization that his place in the final maybe lost, the lights fail and a Darlek appears from behind the judges ; The screams of the terrified audience pierce the space time continuem and then as if by magic Miss Dixon appears and with a kick and flick she joins forces with Team Cutler and their leader and together they Jive across the floor to confront the enemy AND SAVE THE WORLD

LOL!


Actually killing myself laughing here! I love it

At least it could put an end to Gethin's squeaky clean image that annoys him so much, should he get sick all over the dancefloor

Cut it out folks,

we all know that it was the stuff that spews out of Cowells mouth on itv that got into the water supply.... that would make most people sick.