Isn't this the most believable conspiracy ?

"Tish had to leave last week to save her agent (who she likes and is very grateful to ) from getting lynched by the producers of her panto.

The judges were expecting to oblige by nodding Matt through, but when they saw the state he was in, they couldn't guarantee he would even finish the dance-off.

So they accidentally swapped Alesha's and Matt's votes to get her in the dance-off and put Tish to the sword with a good conscience."

Just in:

SCD’s Dancing Bots

The celebrities we see dancing on SCD each week are not the actual celebrities, as we have been led to believe, but manufactured dancing clones. They have been made by the same German factory responsible for producing the Latin American Formation Team.

The BBC has been using clones each year in order to magnify the myth of the incredible dancing "journey". Clones can be pre-programmed to perform various styles of dance and at various levels of competence, ranging from Floppy Fiona to (the humanly impossible in a 12 week series) Jivetastic Jill.

The press first knew something was amiss when the Tishbot started to exhibit strange facial expressions during dancing. Further incriminating evidence was gained when the Aleshabot was able to improvise large portions of her dances each week so convincingly that the judges were barely able to notice.

Two weeks ago, the Gethbot suddenly and miraculously transformed into a consummate professional. It is understood that the engineer responsible had accidently programmed the Gethbot to the wrong level. The matter came to a head last Saturday night when the Mattbot malfunctioned live on air and froze in the middle of the dance floor.

The BBC are not willing to comment on the revelations of the shocking truth. We can also report that there is currently an investigation underway into whether the SCD judges have also been manufactured at the same factory out in Germany.

Matt Di's transformation from meltdown to maximum in 7 days...a true miracle!?

I Have It On Good Authority, What Happened was that the BBC blackmailed the judges into giving 4 10's - firstly they threatened to reveal that CRH was actually straight, forcing him to give the first 10, then the others caved in easily.

It's true, I tell you!!!!!!

I like it - highly possible!

There is something deeply puzzling about what happened last night. Matt's waltz may have been technically perfect, it certainly had good rise and fall, but where was the extra magic chemistry? I found it pedestrian in comparison to Gethin's and Alsha's.

I knew it.

Well OK, but Where's The CONSPIRACY, huh? I mean, you can't just put that on this thread, you have to have a Really Good theory to go with it.

For example, you could imagine that Matt was actually the secret lovechild of Len and Arlene. The giveaway of L&A's Sercret Forbidden Love, of course, was WheelieBinGate - ah, they tried to laugh it off, But I Knew The Truth!!! Mwahahahaha etc.

See?

Upon discovering their romance, the producers were quick to separate Matt and Gethin before their love could be made public, the prospect of this reduced Matt to tears in the quarter-finals, after he made it through the producers instead tried to get rid of Gethin, this time succeeding. Then they threw some Flavia/Matt and gethin/KJ rumours into the mix in order to detract from the truth.

No wonder they needed to slap on all those layers of foundation and eye liner to hide the shameful truth!

Love this one

Oh, sorry, is this the conspiracy theories thread? That one's actually true.