I wrote some time ago about my feeling that SCD had gone downmarket and events of recent weeks have if anything reinforced this belief. But now it's more than a dip in standards; I feel the whole credibility of the show is at stake and that there has been a massive loss of trust in the BBC on the public's part. This of course concerns programmes other than Strictly but this is the show that interests me particularly.
(1) The Fundamental Aim of the Programme
Is this a dancing competition, entertainment, a popularity contest or an easy way to raise money for charity? Can it possibly be all four at once? Does the confusion of aims not cause irritation and controversy (witness numerous posts on these forums) ? Does the BBC not add to that confusion by using the injunction 'Vote for your favourite' at every turn? By having the phone lines open all week?
(2) Financial Gain
Children in Need benefits from the programme, obviously. But a full 50% of the revenue goes elsewhere: to the phone companies and the BBC, for example. That's a lot and we are never told how the split works.
(3) Judges and Judging
There is a basic confusion with regard to the judges' role: are they there to judge, with all the power that this implies? To advise? To entertain? This year has seen a huge increase in their power, without a noticeable increase in their sense of responsibility, and my feeling is that the public voting in the earlier rounds was skewed by the necessity to keep one's 'favourite' out of the clutches of the judges and the dance-off. With the dance-off system, it is entirely possible for the judges to carry their 'favourite' right through to the final; obviously the system is open to abuse and manipulation by the BBC, with an eye on the dreaded ratings.
As to these particular four judges, it is time for them to go. Len and Bruno have become caricatures of themselves, doubtless due to their insane weekly pond-hopping (what a carbon footprint those two must have!) and Len in particular has a grossly inflated sense of his own importance. Arlene appears to say everything in capital letters and her pre-prepared alliterations drive one bonkers. Craig is the best of a bad bunch but even he seems to have taken his eye off the ball recently and to be making some strange judgments.
(4) The Voting System and Transparency
We are never given the voting figures and we have absolutely no idea whether the system is corrupt or not. Do we even know whether the votes are scrutinised by an outside body?
(5) Tasteful or Tacky? The Slide Downmarket
A number of elements in the programme appear to show a decline in standards. Many of the costumes have been notable for their garishness and/or unsuitability, veering between Dowager Duchess and Teenage Tart. The guest singers have mostly mimed. The resident band and singers are not as good as in previous series. The 'raunch quotient' appears to have risen where the resident professional dancers and guest dancers are concerned: the close-to-pornographic Kama-Sutra-goes-weightlifting demo in the semi-final is a case in point.
(6) Saturday Night Live, Sunday Night Dead
The move from live to recorded for the results show has been a disaster, removing much of the excitement of previous years. It would be interesting to know how it has affected the number of votes cast: I personally was much more likely to vote several times when I got caught up in the excitement of Saturday night, whereas this year I often forgot.
I don't have all the answers but for a start I would:
- Sack all the current judges and replace them with two experienced competition judges and two musical theatre people.
- Do away with the dance-off and restore the power to the public, however deluded we may be.
- Get together a decent team of costume designers to work in-house for the duration of the programme.
- Appoint a new band and singers.
- Make a point of being totally transparent on the numbers, whether it be voting figures or money.
- Stipulate that all guest singers have to perform live, like everyone else on the show. Try encouraging some new talent in this way - I personally have had my fill of ageing pop stars and Irish boy bands.
- Restore the results show to a live slot on Saturday night.
Sorry this is such a long post but I have been mulling it all over for ages and I care what happens to SCD. I hope there's some response or I shall crawl away into a corner and never speak again.

(1) The Fundamental Aim of the Programme
Is this a dancing competition, entertainment, a popularity contest or an easy way to raise money for charity? Can it possibly be all four at once? Does the confusion of aims not cause irritation and controversy (witness numerous posts on these forums) ? Does the BBC not add to that confusion by using the injunction 'Vote for your favourite' at every turn? By having the phone lines open all week?
(2) Financial Gain
Children in Need benefits from the programme, obviously. But a full 50% of the revenue goes elsewhere: to the phone companies and the BBC, for example. That's a lot and we are never told how the split works.
(3) Judges and Judging
There is a basic confusion with regard to the judges' role: are they there to judge, with all the power that this implies? To advise? To entertain? This year has seen a huge increase in their power, without a noticeable increase in their sense of responsibility, and my feeling is that the public voting in the earlier rounds was skewed by the necessity to keep one's 'favourite' out of the clutches of the judges and the dance-off. With the dance-off system, it is entirely possible for the judges to carry their 'favourite' right through to the final; obviously the system is open to abuse and manipulation by the BBC, with an eye on the dreaded ratings.
As to these particular four judges, it is time for them to go. Len and Bruno have become caricatures of themselves, doubtless due to their insane weekly pond-hopping (what a carbon footprint those two must have!) and Len in particular has a grossly inflated sense of his own importance. Arlene appears to say everything in capital letters and her pre-prepared alliterations drive one bonkers. Craig is the best of a bad bunch but even he seems to have taken his eye off the ball recently and to be making some strange judgments.
(4) The Voting System and Transparency
We are never given the voting figures and we have absolutely no idea whether the system is corrupt or not. Do we even know whether the votes are scrutinised by an outside body?
(5) Tasteful or Tacky? The Slide Downmarket
A number of elements in the programme appear to show a decline in standards. Many of the costumes have been notable for their garishness and/or unsuitability, veering between Dowager Duchess and Teenage Tart. The guest singers have mostly mimed. The resident band and singers are not as good as in previous series. The 'raunch quotient' appears to have risen where the resident professional dancers and guest dancers are concerned: the close-to-pornographic Kama-Sutra-goes-weightlifting demo in the semi-final is a case in point.
(6) Saturday Night Live, Sunday Night Dead
The move from live to recorded for the results show has been a disaster, removing much of the excitement of previous years. It would be interesting to know how it has affected the number of votes cast: I personally was much more likely to vote several times when I got caught up in the excitement of Saturday night, whereas this year I often forgot.
I don't have all the answers but for a start I would:
- Sack all the current judges and replace them with two experienced competition judges and two musical theatre people.
- Do away with the dance-off and restore the power to the public, however deluded we may be.
- Get together a decent team of costume designers to work in-house for the duration of the programme.
- Appoint a new band and singers.
- Make a point of being totally transparent on the numbers, whether it be voting figures or money.
- Stipulate that all guest singers have to perform live, like everyone else on the show. Try encouraging some new talent in this way - I personally have had my fill of ageing pop stars and Irish boy bands.
- Restore the results show to a live slot on Saturday night.
Sorry this is such a long post but I have been mulling it all over for ages and I care what happens to SCD. I hope there's some response or I shall crawl away into a corner and never speak again.






