as it's near the end of the series just some lighthearted awards (until I ran out of inspiration)

The Bruce Forsyth foot in mouth award

Close run with the aforesaid Tess endless comments about Matt and Flavia fancying each other but Arlene Phillips Pole Dancing comment to Ola really was a cringeworthy example of failing to engage brain before opening gob.

The CRH Heinous performance award

A toughie this – Kate Garroway’s samba really was a eek moment but I think the award should go to his Horwoodness himself after that horrendously over the top massacaring of “all I want for Christmas” on ITT

The Bruno Tonioli I was gorgeous award

Honourable mentions to Alesha for looking stunning every week and Kelly in that tango dress but the winner has to be Gethin or more particularly Gethin in the see through shirt.

The Brendan Cole stroppy pants award

Step forward Len – never have so many toys rained out of a single pram

The Len Goodman nice bloke award

Again Gethin rated highly here but it has to be Kenny Logan – is there a nicer bloke on the planet??

The Tess Daly what the **** are you wearing?? Award

Letitia’s rhumba dress, Leititia’s cha cha cha cha outfit – anyone would think wardrobe had never seen a woman with boobs before

The Darren Bennet keep smiling award

Kelly for bravely keeping smiling through all the criticism even though her father was so ill

The Bruce Forsyth Forgetfullness Award

Matt and his foxtrot.

The Christopher Parker comedy appreciation award

Goes to Aton Du Beke and Po for their Cha Cha on ITT VT

The Pained Eardrums Award (sponsored by the Spice Girls)

The singer who caterwauled her way through Memory during Alesha and Matt's VW. Twice.

The WTF???? Award

Winner: Len's 10 for John's salsa, runner up Bruno for the Liftgate 10

The 'I Can't Believe What I'm Seeing' Award

Winner: Letitia burping and farting her way through training, runner up Brendan's pink sparkly shoes

The 'Just Get a Room Already' Award

Winner: The last 5 seconds of Matt and Alesha's AT, runner up Brendan sticking his tongue in Kelly's ear

The Graceless in Defeat Award

Winner: Gabby Logan (husband still rolling his eyes when it's mentioned 2 months later), runner up Dominic Littlewood

The 'Desperately Trying not to say it' Award

Winners (joint): Len and Arlene to John Barnes - 'you're so natural' 'you've got such rhythm' JUST SAY HE HAS NATURAL RHYTHM, GO ON!!

The Tortured Wordsmith Award

Winner: Arlene Phillips, Mati-inee idol, Matt-adore, Pennies from Heaven, Gethin the Gallant, need I go on

The 'So Near and Yet So Far Award'

Winner: Camilla (again), due for a duffer next year I fear, runner up Brendan ditto

The That'll teach You to Mess with SCD Award

For the second year running the award goes to Erin Boag, they just will not that poor women forget 'Dummygate' and ruining Colin Jackson's sure fire win in 2005.. Dragged up again on ITT and given a partner who was never going to trouble the latter stages of the competition.

The Too Nice to Warrant a Decent Partner Award

Anton Du Beke takes it this year, cos he is such a nice guy they giver him the duffer of the year in Kate Garroway

Graceful Loser of the Year

Goes to Stephanie Beacham, actually thanking everyone for relieving her of the torture of training, with Vincent, probably one of the reasons why she was relieved.

The Vincent Simone Subtle Way To Insult The Guy Hitting On Your Girlfriend Award


Goes to Gethin the Tapir for likening Matt's face to his bottom.

I think I just choked on my tea! Heeeee!!!

Cartoon impersonator of the year

Kenny "Desperate Dan" Logan. Honorable mention to Alesha "Muttley" Dixon.

I cant tell you how much that makes me laugh; how does she do it?

THE STRICTLY COME DANCING 'PROGRESS PRIZE'

Len Goodman - for his meteoric rise from London barrow-boy to the world's greatest ballroom and latin dancer

these are all brilliant, thanks

Most unexpected comment of the series award

"Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back"

The Most Gracious Exit Award Gethin and Camilla. I loved the way he hugged Alesha.

Absolutely classic: superb posting!

These are class guys... keep it up!

The Best Reply to a Question Award

Darren (to Letitia in training clip, thinking of choreography): "Can you do the splits?"

Letitia (thoughtfully, smiling to herself from ear to ear): "Can I do the splits?"

The Jill Halfpenny 'Yes, Women With Big Bangers Can Dance' Award

Tied: Letitia and Kelly for getting thoroughly trussed up to shake their stuff. Well, not shake, otherwise the trussing didn't work.

I would have thought the winner of this would be Gethin!

Acting Coach - "Do you want to win this?"
Gethin - "Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?"

That made me howl with laughter.

Favourite Spontaneous Moment: the men's first group dance, when one of the judges picked out Willie and all the others went 'Go Willie, Go Willie!' Lovely.

The Craig Revel Horwood Award for misuse of fake tan

Goes to the lot of them, actually. How to pick one above everyone else!!

The Ray Fearon 'Most Virile Viennese Waltz' Award

Passes on to Kenny Logan. Can it ever be out-viriled, or is this Kenny's for life?

The Darren Gough 'I dance Like A Bloke' Award

Goes to Kate Garr......... sorry Kenny Logan, well I mean is anyone ever going to dare tell him ballroom dancing is for cissies?

The Cruelty to Celebrity Award, sponsored by Amnesty International

Goes to Kate Garraway... if she had been a race horse they would have shot her a long time ago.

The erm... weren't you in SCD once award

Goes to Brian er wotsisname, you know the mass murderer from Corrie.

The Len Goodman 'Chesticles Ahoy!' Award

Goes to Alesha's VW dress. Her chesticles send their thanks for all the support.

LOL that was hilarious!!!

The Costume Department's 'Most Hated' Award

A really tough one this year with more frontrunners than in any other category

Winner: Tess Daly, tall blonde slim, gorgeous - and not ONE flattering dress in 12 weeks
Runner up: Camilla Dalerup salsa dress horror, AT dress WTF. I could go on

The 'So Macho' Award

Winner: Four time winner Brendan Cole misses out this time to Kenny Logan - those thighs! grrrr

[b][/B]Looking best in a black sack award


Kylie!

The award for dedication in the face of adversity

Claudia for struggling through Len's masterclass in heels so high a pro dancer would fall off them

Runner up is a tie between Anton (for coping with Kate) and Kate (for breaking herself at the slightest provocation)

Holby Award for Physiotherapy Treatment

This can only go to the ultimate broken celeb....Kate!