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Pantos for the Finalists
thesaurus
23-12-2007
When they are released by Simon (Barron Hardup)
SD has to be Babes in the Wood
Rhydian has to Beauty and the Beast
and Leon Jack and the Beanstalk
What do you think?
ZipGypsy
23-12-2007
Yes....they are good

I love Jack and the Beanstalk for Leon. It's perfect. Cinderfella would be good for him, too

Except for the 'I smell the blood of an Englishman' bit. Just a bit of editing needed there.
MARTYM8
23-12-2007
Cinderfella would be good for Leon - with Dannii as the Fairy Godmother, Dermot as Prince Charming, Louis and Simon as the ugly sisters and Sharon as the evil stepmother. I'm not sure who would play the pumpkin though - Fearne Cotton?

SD could be Hansel and Gretel - with Simon as the evil old woman who entraps them into coming into his house which is full of sweets, chocolate and pancakes and other sugar things (made by Brian Friedman). Louis would play the evil stepmother who abandons them in the forest.
Sad Panda
23-12-2007
The X Factor Panto

This would have to be Aladdin

Brief outline:

Aladdin (Leon) is a poor young man living at home with his mum and local dinner lady Widdow Twankey (Niki). One day in town the Sultan(Simon Cowell) and his princesses (Hope) are in the marketplace and Alladin falls in love. The Evil Abbanaza (Brian Freidman) traps Aladdin in a cave and forces him to dance for all eternity. In the cave Aladdin finds a magic lamp and the genie (Danni) grants him 3 wishes. He wishes to change his mums life, sing live with Michael Buble and to beat his vastly superior cousin Wishey Washey (Rhydian) in the village talent contest. Unfortunatley he forgets to wish for the love of princess So-shi (Emily from Hope) who denounces him via the village web site. The Sultan signs Wishey Washey up to be the Empires Offical Entertainer. Ofcom investigate the talent contest due to reports of Genie interference.

The End.
neelia
23-12-2007
Suprised Louis as Widow Twanky hasn't been mentioned!
MARTYM8
23-12-2007
Originally Posted by Sad Panda:
“The X Factor Panto

This would have to be Aladdin

Brief outline:

Aladdin (Leon) is a poor young man living at home with his mum and local dinner lady Widdow Twankey (Niki). One day in town the Sultan(Simon Cowell) and his princesses (Hope) are in the marketplace and Alladin falls in love. The Evil Abbanaza (Brian Freidman) traps Aladdin in a cave and forces him to dance for all eternity. In the cave Aladdin finds a magic lamp and the genie (Danni) grants him 3 wishes. He wishes to change his mums life, sing live with Michael Buble and to beat his vastly superior cousin Wishey Washey (Rhydian) in the village talent contest. Unfortunatley he forgets to wish for the love of princess So-shi (Emily from Hope) who denounces him via the village web site. The Sultan signs Wishey Washey up to be the Empires Offical Entertainer. Ofcom investigate the talent contest due to reports of Genie interference.

The End.”

Do you have to post yet another sneering anti Leon thread - its Christmas!
ZipGypsy
23-12-2007
Originally Posted by Sad Panda:
“The X Factor Panto

This would have to be Aladdin

Brief outline:

Aladdin (Leon) is a poor young man living at home with his mum and local dinner lady Widdow Twankey (Niki). One day in town the Sultan(Simon Cowell) and his princesses (Hope) are in the marketplace and Alladin falls in love. The Evil Abbanaza (Brian Freidman) traps Aladdin in a cave and forces him to dance for all eternity. In the cave Aladdin finds a magic lamp and the genie (Danni) grants him 3 wishes. He wishes to change his mums life, sing live with Michael Buble and to beat his vastly superior cousin Wishey Washey (Rhydian) in the village talent contest. Unfortunatley he forgets to wish for the love of princess So-shi (Emily from Hope) who denounces him via the village web site. The Sultan signs Wishey Washey up to be the Empires Offical Entertainer. Ofcom investigate the talent contest due to reports of Genie interference.

The End.”

Very funny, apart from the words 'vastly superior'
Sad Panda
23-12-2007
Originally Posted by MARTYM8:
“Do you have to post yet another sneering anti Leon thread - its Christmas!”

Not an anti Leon thread, at all.

That is a summing up of this years show.

You cant even mention a thread, in which Leon is actually the hero and still you are accused of having a go at him

a bit too defensive don't you think?
ZipGypsy
23-12-2007
Originally Posted by Sad Panda:
“Not an anti Leon thread, at all.

That is a summing up of this years show.

You cant even mention a thread, in which Leon is actually the hero and still you are accused of having a go at him

a bit too defensive don't you think?”

Well, it's just that you do seem to dig at Leon a lot....soz, but trooooo.
Sad Panda
23-12-2007
I've had a few digs, I'll admit that. Also Vastly Superior is based on opinion but they were the first words that came to mind.

The way I'm viewing it is they both got record deals so the sales and career length will tell all. If they both have long lasting careers than both sets of fans win!
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