i normally have a chicken phall, or vinderloo,but ive ordered a chicken phall extra spicey cause with christmas coming im going to eat enough and thought with the extra spice i should crap it all out on the toilet and not pile on any weight......ive had enought with the beer....hope its not going to burn my mouth

Flames are going to shoot from your bumholio. Put a toilet roll in the freezer NOW. It will be like farting acid.

Can't you think of something more interesting to talk about in GD than your uneventful evening activities?

no....

Meoooow saucer of milk

Calm down Shit, its christmas

how ironic you said that!

the last time i had a really hot curry i made the mistake of having it the day before work the next morning,i remember delivering in my lorry and i had a terriblr rummberling feeling in my stomach,and i knew i only has a few mins to get to the toliet,alass i was just a few seconds short before i blew my pants.....what a mess i had to drive home and get changed

How ironic you said that about me saying that.

That made me giggle. Talking about vindaloos and you're user name is SH1T. Sorry

No wonder you're stinkymouse

How is your curry going down?

I honestly haven't been so interested in a thread in ages.

What's it like?????

I had a lovely madras from a take-away last night, I can't imagine how hot a phall is, I'll have to try it one day

ummm....i also had the pilau rice ,chilli naan and 3 papadoms.....my nose is running and my mouth is burning,soon ill be getting that feeling that tells me i need to go to the bathroom,i will think im done and then feel as if i have more to disposite....it was very tasty...got a free calender too

im crap with spicy food. Went to a thai place once and I swear it felt like someone had set my mouth on fire with hot acid. It took me a while to recover, as it did the toilet the next day.

I stayed away from curry for years due to bad coronation chicken at school, went to a curry night for work and tried a korma, built it up from there, now have vindaloo from the supermarket and madras from the take-away. Been happy at that level for a while but would love to try something stronger, just the once

While staying with friends in Thailand,I was told that due to me being 'fair' complexion and hair wise I wouldn't be able to cope with a normal Thai curry and they had made me a 'mild' one...Well it still blew my head off and I couldn't eat it!lol.No idea how they ate the 'hot' one.And I do do hottish and spicy...
But I did think it was interesting that the Thai's have that theory.

I think i would be like a yelping gimp if i tried something really hot. I love chinese food, but Indian/ Thai food is a bit hot for me

Thai food isn't all hot.

I am aware of this, but the resturant that we often go to serves v spicy food.

What is it with Christmas and curries? I've been out for 2 Christmas "do" meals so far this week and both times they were in curry houses.

Its been a while since I have been to a curry house, got a medical condition that sometimes means my body cannot handle a big curry so I only eat them at home now, just in case, lol

Same here! I am lucky that no one walked behind me as i expelled SBV's whilst getting my final christmas shopping bits

Couple of things that need explaining, as I'm obviously missing the point.

WTF does anyone eat food that you know doesn't agree with your stomach and gives you the trots?
If your stomach doesn't like it/isn't used to it why bother.
I've been known to eat pickled chilli's until I've finished the jar, but my Jaw hurts for ages afterwards, so I don't do it now, jar lasts my daughters and I about a month now.

WTF is the point in eating food that's so hot the flavours disappear in haze of pain?
I've eaten plenty of things that make me sweat, but I can still taste it, hence why I carry on eating it.

I should have said the problem has nothing to do with farting or pooing