Originally Posted by 1234xyzzy:
“Hmm. To write lyrics like Kate Nash, you must think like Kate Nash.
I've got it!
I shall call this one "Coco Pops."
Uh-oh, I'm running low
On Coco Pops
Looks like I need to go
To the shop(s)
But in the end, I didn't bovver
I just found a box of
Rice Krispies
Mmm, I like these.
Copyright 1234xyzzy 2008. Don't go nicking these, Kate. (That rhymes too!)”
Hello. Allow me to introduce myself, I'm from polydor records and with over 50 years experience in the business, I believe I know true genius when I see it. We would like to offer you a contract as long as you were born within the sound of bow bells (or, like Kate herself, Dublin) we don't mind either. We are easily duped so I suggest you listen to The Sweeney for a week and say 'rub a dub dub' etc etc when you go about your business. We won't ask any awkward questions.
The contracts in the post and we look forward to working with you me old china doll.
Best Regards, Polydor
PS while the tinterweb is great for finding kids with such exceptional talent, like what you has, please don't go giving your best material away anymore.
