This woman really gets on my bellend. All her songs for the past eight or nine years have been nothing but self-referential, self-indulgent, clumsily-constructed, egocentric toss. Take her latest masterpiece, "Just Fine." I've heard it before, but only today did I listen to the lyrics. I quickly came to the conclusion that it's the biggest pile of wank she's ever released, which is not something I pictured myself saying again after hearing the monstrosity that was "MJB Da MVP" (shudder, rocks back and forth on chair.)

Here's a little test. Below are two sets of lyrics, one of them is genuine Mary J Bilge, the other one is mine. Guess which is which.


Now on to number 2.


Now, who wrote what? If I didn't know the answer, I'd probably have trouble deciding.

LMAO! My fave post of the day!

Ah bless her, I am a big fan! What she has contributed to her music genre over the years has been fantastic IMO.

I really like 'Just fine' and 'MJB da MVP' ! Her new album 'growing pains' is really good in fact!

You have too much time on your hands and too much hate in your heart, get a life.

i really like it lol catchy.

You are hilarious!! she actually is a complete bint, i agree with you wholeheartedly

I love this song - only just heard it!

Ain't nothing wrong with women who aren't blessed with supermodel looks bigging themselves up....

Well most songs is about girls singing about look at my fanny my boobies etc. LOLL So what a change...
Im a huge Mary fan. I love this new song!
haha
Her new album is greatttt!
You should get! x]]

I think you are in the wrong thread.

Who are you talking about?

Definitely not. You might be though...

So true.

The first time I heard the song I was watching the video for it... I hated it. I think the vid is too distracting. I;ve heard it a few more times and I like it, very catchy.