Started reading it 3 weeks ago. Gave up. Too long and winding.

You aren't supposed to read all of it, just a page or four would suffice for the purposes Elle intended.

I've just posted to the Haiku thread. Have dipped into several pages. Still don't geddit.

It's way too cool and intellectual for me!

It's not the poetry thats important, its the content; mostly slanderous if it weren't merely ludicrous. That's why Elle compared it to your 'blowjob' post.

Anyone know when Ray has to nominate? Will he tell them to their faces, or will BB still announce it, with him sat there pretending to be surprised??

I think we were all imagining how nice the few minutes of relative silence would be. Although, Lisa would probably just want to use her two fingers, so she could keep on talking.