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Old 22-01-2008, 20:21
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I'm so glad it's back on - its such a funny show. I'm curious to see how many people watch it and how many of your favourite quotes we can come up with.

I thought it was hilarious when Debbie burnt Carls bum trying to light his farts and Carol said "I'm surprised the house didn't go up considering the amount of rubbish he eats"
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Old 22-01-2008, 20:31
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when Frank said f@ck off
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Old 22-01-2008, 21:26
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Hippy Pete - "If that cat walks past me one more time with its tail in the air, it is getting one right up the ring because I am ten w***s beyond fussy!"

Classy.
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Old 22-01-2008, 21:38
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Mime: I'm going into town
Mickey: Do you want a lift in the [BRIGHT PINK!!!] Limo.
Mime: Nah - it's OK. I'll get the bus.
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Old 22-01-2008, 21:47
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Frank to Lillian:

Are you going to buy us a pint then, Bo Selecta?
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Old 22-01-2008, 22:06
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Frank: Oh look, it's robocunt.
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Old 22-01-2008, 22:33
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Frank: Make poverty historry: cheaper drugs now!

Frank: I had to wait four hours at A & E 'cos of someone queue-hopping! Who cares if he was shot? He shot himself. Some people are so selfish."

Yvonne: The three greatest lies of all time. Big is beautiful, the cheque's in the mail, and of course I won't come in your mouth.
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Old 22-01-2008, 22:39
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When we were first introduced to Monica and Norma -
Frank says he was hit in the face with a pan of porridge.

"Three hours in A & E with a face like Anne fu*king Widdecombe"
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Old 22-01-2008, 23:23
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Debbie: "Dad, you haven't really won the lottery"
Frank: "Well its all about perception innit?"
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Old 22-01-2008, 23:33
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Mimi: "I'm a fat f*ck. I'm a f*cking fat f*cker".
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Old 22-01-2008, 23:40
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I don't even watch this but I saw a clip of it today where a big woman said "I'm a bulimic who can't stand vomit" which I thought was brilliant and made up my mind to try and get hold of some episodes.
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Old 22-01-2008, 23:45
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I loved Mickey's "Its Fooosskk-hia" describing the colour of his pink limo
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Old 22-01-2008, 23:47
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Frank to Lillian:

Are you going to buy us a pint then, Bo Selecta?
HAHAHAH That is a great one.
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Old 22-01-2008, 23:54
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One from Series 2 0r 3

Frank says - We've just kicked a confession out of ice cream Alec, he's admitted to dipping his nob in the tubs.
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Old 22-01-2008, 23:59
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I can't remember it word for word but the scene where Mickey is hanging over the garden fence with holiday brochures, he suggests to Ian that they should go to 'ibizzza' or 'mikinos' on holiday, argh that cracks me right up.
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Old 23-01-2008, 14:11
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Now, nobody's sayin the Chatsworth Estate is the Garden of Eden, but it's been a good home to us, to me - Frank GALLAGHER - and me kids, who im proud of! 'Cause every single one of them reminds me a little... of me. They can all think for themselves! Which they've me to thank for. Fiona! Who's a massive help. Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why nobody calls him 'Philip' anymore. Ian - a lot like his mam which is handy for the others 'cause she's disappeared into thin air. And Carl! We daren't let him grow his hair for two reasons; 1, it stands on end and makes him look like Toya and 2, nits love him. Debbie! Sent by God, total angel. You've to check your change, but she'll go miles out of her way to do you a favour. Plus Liam! Gunna be a star! Once we've got the fits under control. Steve; Fiona's boyfriend. The truth is out there... NOT. Fantastic neighbours, Kev and Veronica! Lend you anythin' - well, not anythin'. But all of them to a man... who knows first and formost the most vital necessity is this life is they know how to throw a PARTY! Heh heh... Scatter!
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Old 23-01-2008, 20:50
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Debbie: "Dad, you haven't really won the lottery"
Frank: "Well its all about perception innit?"
I agree - an absolute classic. It was simple, to the point and true!!
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Old 23-01-2008, 21:39
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Frank to Lillian:

Are you going to buy us a pint then, Bo Selecta?
The first time Frank called Lillian "Bo Selecta" was one of the funniest TV quotes EVER!
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Old 23-01-2008, 21:56
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[seeing TV cameras coming into the estate]
Onlooker 1: What's going on? Are they recording Corrie
Onlooker 2: No, they only record Corrie round here when there doing a bomb or an armed siege
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Old 23-01-2008, 23:08
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The one with Tourettes when he's interrupted having sex shouting, "Finish me off!" Series 3. (Can't remember his name...)
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Old 24-01-2008, 20:00
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Last season when the Maguires first moved in the house next door, they all were saying goodnight "Waltons" style for Mimi to scream at everyone:

"If you don't shut the f*ck up, get some f*cking sleep or I'll come round and crown ya!"

Gotta love Mimi and her head butting people
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Old 24-01-2008, 22:09
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Ep 6 S1 After being chased home by Norma
Frank to Kev about the car: "Get it shifted you dateless? ginger nonce". Kev "You're crossing the line Frank. Gingers all I've got left from my dad so I'm warning you."

Ep 2 S2. Frank and Kev spying on the foster kid:

(Woman walks past) Frank: "You can take that look off your mush, you sour-faced bitch. We're ****ing parents, not perverts."
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Old 24-01-2008, 23:24
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Frank Gallagher:- "Where's your Mama gone? Where's your Mama gone?" Used to sing that to the kids when Monica ****ed off, never a dry eye in the house, all shot off upstairs howling they did.
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Old 24-01-2008, 23:35
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Frank: "A pint and two Es please"

classic
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Old 25-01-2008, 00:26
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"You can`t have a party without Marty" or something like that!, lol
We used to howl everytime Marty came on, classic when he had his mum`s dog`s voicebox removed , cos it would`nt stop yapping.
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