And it came to pass on Day 24, that he entered into a boat,
himself and his disciples, and he said to them,
"Let’s go over to the other side of the lake and throw toxic eggs and sh*t in their shoes and p*ss in their shower gel."
So they launched out.
But as they sailed a windstorm came down on the lake,
and they were taking on dangerous amounts of water.
They came to him saying, "Master, master, we are dying!"
And he rolled his eyes rebuked the wind and the raging of the water, blaming it all on Lisa, calling her a "Compulsive Liar" and "Total hypochondriac" and "Psycho"
and it was calm.
He said to them, "Och, Wheeere is yur feeth?"
Being afraid they marvelled, saying one to another,
"Who is this, then,
that he commands even the winds and the water and Big Brother and they obey him?"