Munkitty Tunkitty.....
What is your opinion of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5Dvw51Rufk&eurl
Me no likey

Thank you for alerting me to this distressing site, my friend. It's good that these things be reported and I'm glad you came to me first rather than the police - there are things which are beyond their understanding. Check the link again and you'll see I've posted a comment there. I think it's punchy, targeted and will have them all re-examining their positions.

What an attention seeking eejit that cerise furball is.Ignore it Munkitty!

Katty, there are far worse...

Avert your eyes if you have a delicate constitution...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIklIkmbM2A

Abject Horror! I've lived a sheltered life.

65% of dinosaurs would have IGNORED those humans and carried on munching leaves; the other 35% would have EATEN THEM ALIVE! 0% would have sung a song in English because (a) the roots of the English language won't start until the 5th century, i.e. in another 65 million years' time and (b) the BLOODY THINGS COULDN'T SING! EXPECTING US TO BELIEVE IN A TALKING DINOSAUR? THAT... THAT'S JUST... WHY THAT'S JUST....... WOOOOOOOOOUND! You're both right: I'm ignoring BOTH of these PREPOSTEROUS wastes of my VALUABLE time. WOUND! WOUND! WOOOOOOOUND!

ye back from ye holidays then.

Yes, I am, thank you very much - Jonty claims I was BANNED for a week but I wouldn't know anything about that. I went away for some sun and sangria and, coincidentally, when I got back was the day he said the BAN was lifted. I'm not sure it was ever there at all.

lmao it was there hun,nice to have you back.

Never mind questions for Jonty. I have a question for Munkitty Tunkitty, as he was the real star of BB8. Did you have any lasting injury when Gerry tried to hoover you up, and did your life flash before you? Did Big Brother offer you any counselling? Also, did you or do you plan any revenge for this terrible atrocity?

I'm glad Pixie and Lady Tara are both addressing MEEEEEEEE rather than that fat FOOL Jonty or that lazy sod, Kiki Bear. Good. VERY good! My training in ADvanced Hypnosis has clearly worked out well. In answer to the first point, I'm glad you're happy and I'm happy you're glad. In answer to the second point: HE SHALL RUE THE DAY he tried to suck MEEEEEEEEEEE up in the vacuum cleaner! I'm SEETHING with rage - I'm sure the bloody idiot did it on purpose! Gerry kept going on about how UGLY I am. WOOOOOUND! That makes me SEETHE with fury! What does he know? He hasn't got curranty feet like MEEEEE, has he? He hasn't got a rather fetching WOUND on the top of his head like me, has he? He knows NOTHING about aesthetics. RAGE! The next time I see him I shall probably say.... WOUND or RAGE or somthing at him. There - that'll scare him. WOUND! WOUND! WOOOOOOOOOUND!!

Dont you just hate those kids

Well, yeah if I were Gerry I'd be really scared. And no, he obviously doesn't appreciate your good looks

That's a 'no' on the counselling then? Thought so. They'd probably try and persuade you to go to anger management or something. I can't imagine you'd want that.

Elmo's sooo much better. That monkey needs a good wash!

ARe people saying I need a wash? ANd that I need COUNSELLING?? RAGE! I've been through anger-management already, thank you very much, with that big fat pink idiot Shigra. I tell you something, if you're not angry before you go into those sessions, you will be by the time you've seen a fluffy great pink rabbit who's obsessed with keeping clean and what beauty products to wear and all that rubbish. RAGE! WOUND!

Jonty (Hi! ) *waves*

Have you spoken much with Kara-Louise recently? I must say it was a bit heartbreaking to see you and her sitting alone on the day you found out you were up for nomination again! I really felt for you both Kara was such a harmless girl and didn't deserve to be up for eviction four weeks in a row! Neither did you, and I really thought that everyone finally accepted you in the final week. Go Jonty!

Thanks for that! Yes, we were both apprehensive about the last week because we had a support-structure which consisted of... well, two people and we knew that that was going to be split apart if Tracey plus one of us left and the other were left alone in a house full of people who didn't accept them. Of course we thought Tracey would stay and either Kara or I would go, unless it were a double, in which she and I would probably both go. We sort of ignored the Tracey factor as though she were not up too - she was going nowhere, we were reasonably sure of that. The scenario that worried both of us the most was one in which Kara survived and I didn't (and look how near that came to passing!). The others were OK with me and I knew I could survive a week of it. They really weren't nice to Kara and didn't hide their feelings. That would have been a bad outcome. Yes, you're right - I think in that last week they were beginning to accept me a bit more. To be fair, they'd never been nasty to me, particularly bearing in mind my behaviour! Some of them had made me feel welcome from the word go, like Ziggy and Carole. Thank you for taking the trouble to contact me about this. The best to you - Jonty

*screams*

Thanks for answering Jonty, i'm such a big fan!!

I'm still when I watch that clip of you and Kara sitting on the bench. Two really nice people, not being accepted because they were new. The only "originals" in the house at that point were actually Sam and Amanda, Tracey and Carole!

My pleasure! It's a good point; two of the people who were most against us for being "new" were actually people who'd spent as long in hiding as I had and had therefore come in late themselves. However, it's all a big game to the producers and the five newies had been put there to liven things up because they knew that exactly what happened to us would happen.

Very true Jonty. You deserved to be in the house just as much as "they" did and just because you were a late entry doesn't make it any different. Still though, they couldn't get rid you until the final!! You beat out Shanessa, David, Amy, Gerry, Carole Tracey and Kara in public votes!

Go Jonty!

I see Digital Spy have banned Jeff Hardy FM - RAGE! Just when Jonty was getting a conversation going with him. I was going to join in that, too. They once banned MEEEEEE, too, so don't get too disheartened. Banning Munkitty Tunkitty, indeed - WOOOOOOUND!

Hi, Jonty. Have sent you a PM.

Munkitty tunkitty, was your fat fool aware that he would be put into the house as a late arrival when his application was successful and did he have any input regarding the timing?

No, the idiot thought he was going in at the beginning so he took me, Friendly Bear, Kiki, Corky, Bunny Form and that fool Orange Bear with him to France for his "two weeks" in hiding. At the end of the two weeks, he was told to stay out for a bit longer and that they'd ring back soon. MA HA HA HA! Then, at the end of the third week they rang again and said he was to stay a while longer and that they'd ring again. They didn't and their rent expired on the property so we were all bundled into this suitcase (can you imagine being squashed up with those five morons?) and the chaperone drove the car to the local supermarket car park where we sat and listened to the rain beating down on the car. Then the 'phone rang. It was one of the "BB" producers so the chaperone left the car. He came back and handed it to Jonty. He was told he was coming back to England and that he was on standby. I was laughing! Jonty didn't seem too amused. We arrived back and were unpacked from the case... and that was it for weeks. His mobile 'phone was biked back over by a courier and had a handwritten post-it note with it. Jonty was pretty sure he wasn't going in. I think we all were. The weeks went by and some people who never wanted him going in were sighing with relief... and then he got a call to come in that weekend. A day later they rang and said it wouldn't be that weekend - it'd be the next weekend. He had to go into hiding a second time on the very day he was due to give a lecture to the Queen's English Society on Celtic languages so his sister had to give it instead from his notes. Friendly Bear didn't come with us this time, thank goodness... but we had bleedin' Uncle Schreinder instead - RAGE! Jonty was umming and ahhing about which of us to carry in front of the crowd and who should be packed. He decided to take Uncle Schreinder in and he also thought of Kiki (who used to be his most famous toy - now, since "BB", it's me so SUFFER, Kiki)... but at the last minute he decided on me. I was RAGING at the crowd and they didn't get it - they were all saying, "Ah, isn't he sweet?" and so on. Anyway, can't stay prattling here all day - I've got some bears to wind up.

GOSH