what is lisa's Boyfriends full name?

his surname is Jones if that's any help !!

First name Marcus

cool thanks he works in my company and there were two marcuses

Do you know him? How embarrased is he by his gf being in the house?

No I dont know him we were just wondering who he was
I know he has been off work.

No, he's not Lisa boyfriend now because he's mine...
...I've stolen him from her.

No, not really but he was nice though, while he lasted ...on BBLB that is.

His name is Marcus Jones and he is aged 25.

If you haven't read the following story go and have a look now before it gets too cold...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews...name_page.html

I don't remember it first time round. I was probably asleep for 24 hours solid or something...

No, you're wrong, I stole him away and have him tied up in the airing cupboard. He's my sex puppy now. Say hello Marcus..

Marcus says "mmmmf unff ffnnnf" the gag is a bit hard to work the words around. He's quite content though. Tired but content.

In fact, he's mine as I saw him first & posted about him first, when he was first on BBLB - so hands off you cradle snatchers!

That story describes her as a "former hostess". Does that mean what I think it does???

- Applies to both of the above.



...Oops, the second and third above.

I was in penarth and a reporter came up to me from the sun
She said they were looking for her ex who owned a garage

Do you know her ex? You got any good dirt to dish ?

unfortunately no!
I should have made some crap up

dizzybint- I bet you can't make up a story about Lisa more outrageous than the stories shes made up about herself