Maybe in a jokey way..but not very PC is she.

I heard her call Gae a black bastard too*


*not true

What's a knob jockey?

May i draw your attention to the Dermot's Dancing thread

So it's either

1) Gay
2) Wooden
3) Fit and Sexy
4) Talented
5) Talentless
6) Funny
7) Not Funny

I assume it's 1 (is he?) but I don't understand it. I must be thick. If it was w*nker, it would make sense (not that I think he is - well, of course he is, all men are, but not in the metaphorical sense - Dermon that is, not men).

I'll shut up now. Alcohol and I do not mix well.

Well....Jockeys RIDE horses. And what is "knob" slang for?


Put them together.

<Advises Winston to stear clear of the jungle juice and try the wisdom weed.

Maybe its the company I keep, or the language I don't use

Horse's d*ck

So it's a compliment then.

No...It's slang for a homosexual. Knob Jockey = Penis Rider

You missed my humour.

Where did she learn that in Fairyland.

I get it now. Sorry.


Bad headcold and posting on DS really don't mix. Apologies

We know she's vile but does anyone else think she has a face like a half crescent moon?

Oh, bless you!!!!! Get better soon. Beechams Flu Plus tablets are excellent I think. You should try them.

Errrrr not really. I always liken it to a creamy piece of dairylea!

i see the cheese/moon connection

When Scott was mopping her in the garden I thought he was wiping dairylea off her!