An Irish take on BB4 from tonight's Dublin Evening Herald 
Ray says he's expecting a smack in the mouth from Lisa.The Dubliner says he fears that if Lisa is evicted tomorrow,she'll take a parting shot at the man who nominated her.I think it could be far worse,Ray.
Isolated from the group,ridiculed to her face and behind her back,jeered at and sneered at,taunted and teased,Lisa has had to put up with it all.
Landing in on the housemates six weeks after they first entered the house,she never stood a chance.
What could tomorrow hold should Lisa be evicted?
Have you seen the film Carrie? That moment when Sissy Spacek's character suffering one final indignity at the high school prom,takes on supernatural powers.And isa does claim to be a witch!
When Davina calls out Lisa's name,the lights will go out in Elstree.The doors will lock on the Big Brother compound and Lisa's head will start to spin.
I can then imagine a scenario where the housemates will be killed one by one.
Cameras falling out of the ceiling and onto their heads,Ray getting pecked to death by the chickens.The Reward Room becoming the Retribution Room.
All the time Lisa's voice screaming out "I told you not to cross me!"
The scenario ends with the Big Brother house being burnt to the ground with all the housemate in it.
If this all seems a little over dramatic,let me explain ; In the six weeks I've been watching Bg Brother,I've often wished for something like this to happen.Or anything at all to happen.
Instead I've tuned in to watch a group of people sleep,sleep,sleep.It's 10pm on a weeknight,I want to be entertained!
They should lock the bedrooms for the next series.What am I talking about? There won't be a next series.
Ray says he's expecting a smack in the mouth from Lisa.The Dubliner says he fears that if Lisa is evicted tomorrow,she'll take a parting shot at the man who nominated her.I think it could be far worse,Ray.
Isolated from the group,ridiculed to her face and behind her back,jeered at and sneered at,taunted and teased,Lisa has had to put up with it all.
Landing in on the housemates six weeks after they first entered the house,she never stood a chance.
What could tomorrow hold should Lisa be evicted?
Have you seen the film Carrie? That moment when Sissy Spacek's character suffering one final indignity at the high school prom,takes on supernatural powers.And isa does claim to be a witch!
When Davina calls out Lisa's name,the lights will go out in Elstree.The doors will lock on the Big Brother compound and Lisa's head will start to spin.
I can then imagine a scenario where the housemates will be killed one by one.
Cameras falling out of the ceiling and onto their heads,Ray getting pecked to death by the chickens.The Reward Room becoming the Retribution Room.
All the time Lisa's voice screaming out "I told you not to cross me!"
The scenario ends with the Big Brother house being burnt to the ground with all the housemate in it.
If this all seems a little over dramatic,let me explain ; In the six weeks I've been watching Bg Brother,I've often wished for something like this to happen.Or anything at all to happen.
Instead I've tuned in to watch a group of people sleep,sleep,sleep.It's 10pm on a weeknight,I want to be entertained!
They should lock the bedrooms for the next series.What am I talking about? There won't be a next series.
