Tee - Hee.
An Ex of mine wanted to go on his birthday as a naff day out. It was gross. Canned mushrooms, frozen chips, heavy gross sauces and do not know meaning of rare.
The best bit was when we ordered pints and they gave him a tankard and me a lady pint wine -esq glass. We swapped.
Steak is better at home, you can spead more on a better piece of meat and then have it as blue as you want.