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Corrie: Should the Platts go on The Jeremy Kyle Show?
Can't you just imagine it? With JK's catchphrases in bold
!Gail as the "poor me" mother David as the rebellious teen Martin as the estranged father Tina as the knocked-up girlfirend. And in the end, Gail is made to look like the evil beast - "You Madame, are a DISGRACE!" David is protrayed as an innocent victim - "What this boy needs, is TLC!" Martin stays the same - "I drove through the night to see my kids!!!" and Tina as a slag - "One word, missus! CON-TRA-CEPTION!" Good idea or what?
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HAHA then he promises to get David a job in a top salon if he can control his behaviour and 'he will be watching him' and asks David and Gail to join him on an outdoor persuit weekend to bond
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he might even take him to west ham footie club :P
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The caption that appears at the bottom would be awfully long...
My son sent cards to me pretending to be my dead serial killer husband, ruined my daughter's wedding by driving into a canal and
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Jeremy Kyle relies on the relative ignorance of his studio guests - and the fact he does not expect them to answer back with a constructive argument - to humiliate and bully them. As has been pointed out on the TV Programmes board, on the rare occasions where JK's guests DO answer back, or answer a question with a question, Kyle does not know how to cope with that and after a brief stunned silence relies on his earpiece to tell him how to proceed.
David Platt's intelligence would therefore make him Jeremy Kyle's guest from hell. He would backanswer whatever Kyle threw at him and fight his corner, and Kyle would react how any other bully does when he loses the argument - by getting his goons to throw David off the stage. |
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David Platt's intelligence would therefore make him Jeremy Kyle's guest from hell. He would backanswer whatever Kyle threw at him and fight his corner, and Kyle would react how any other bully does when he loses the argument - by getting his goons to throw David off the stage. Oh, and we've got to get Sarah in there too, to really stir things up.
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Hahaha, its a truly great idea. Someone suggest it to the clowns over at ITV
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It would be hilarious, I wish they would do it for comic relief or something.
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OMG! Look what I did!!!!
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If Sarah was on it, she would just end up attacking david.
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This is going to be good!
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Where would the mandatory DNA test come into all this?
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Maybe bring Clerrrrrrr on as the concerned friend of the family?
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it would be good if David Platt was one of the few people that could leave Jezza speechless. or upstage him.
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Good Idea
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The caption that appears at the bottom would be awfully long...
My son sent cards to me pretending to be my dead serial killer husband, ruined my daughter's wedding by driving into a canal and
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