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Old 24-02-2008, 19:22
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Can't you just imagine it? With JK's catchphrases in bold !
Gail as the "poor me" mother
David as the rebellious teen
Martin as the estranged father
Tina as the knocked-up girlfirend.

And in the end, Gail is made to look like the evil beast - "You Madame, are a DISGRACE!"
David is protrayed as an innocent victim - "What this boy needs, is TLC!"
Martin stays the same - "I drove through the night to see my kids!!!"
and Tina as a slag - "One word, missus! CON-TRA-CEPTION!"

Good idea or what?
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Old 24-02-2008, 19:51
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HAHA then he promises to get David a job in a top salon if he can control his behaviour and 'he will be watching him' and asks David and Gail to join him on an outdoor persuit weekend to bond
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Old 24-02-2008, 19:53
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he might even take him to west ham footie club :P
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Old 24-02-2008, 19:55
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The caption that appears at the bottom would be awfully long...

My son sent cards to me pretending to be my dead serial killer husband, ruined my daughter's wedding by driving into a canal and
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Old 24-02-2008, 20:22
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Jeremy Kyle relies on the relative ignorance of his studio guests - and the fact he does not expect them to answer back with a constructive argument - to humiliate and bully them. As has been pointed out on the TV Programmes board, on the rare occasions where JK's guests DO answer back, or answer a question with a question, Kyle does not know how to cope with that and after a brief stunned silence relies on his earpiece to tell him how to proceed.

David Platt's intelligence would therefore make him Jeremy Kyle's guest from hell. He would backanswer whatever Kyle threw at him and fight his corner, and Kyle would react how any other bully does when he loses the argument - by getting his goons to throw David off the stage.
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Old 24-02-2008, 20:36
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David Platt's intelligence would therefore make him Jeremy Kyle's guest from hell. He would backanswer whatever Kyle threw at him and fight his corner, and Kyle would react how any other bully does when he loses the argument - by getting his goons to throw David off the stage.
Nah, I reckon he'd sit there all quietly, and when he does speak tell stories of how he was "abandoned at his time of need", "left behind while everybody got over thier traumas", and play the poor little damaged boy.

Oh, and we've got to get Sarah in there too, to really stir things up.
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Old 24-02-2008, 20:40
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Hahaha, its a truly great idea. Someone suggest it to the clowns over at ITV
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Old 24-02-2008, 20:47
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It would be hilarious, I wish they would do it for comic relief or something.
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Old 04-04-2008, 00:04
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OMG! Look what I did!!!!
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Old 04-04-2008, 00:07
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If Sarah was on it, she would just end up attacking david.
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Old 04-04-2008, 00:09
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This is going to be good!
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Old 04-04-2008, 00:10
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Where would the mandatory DNA test come into all this?
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Old 04-04-2008, 00:45
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Maybe bring Clerrrrrrr on as the concerned friend of the family?
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Old 04-04-2008, 20:34
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it would be good if David Platt was one of the few people that could leave Jezza speechless. or upstage him.
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Old 04-04-2008, 20:45
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Good Idea
for a laugh at least
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Old 04-04-2008, 20:52
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The caption that appears at the bottom would be awfully long...

My son sent cards to me pretending to be my dead serial killer husband, ruined my daughter's wedding by driving into a canal and
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ROFL!
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