that sounds positively pornographic!

Fed gets better everyday

Fed was brilliant this morning. He's normally quiet but this time he really did speak away and overshadowed the boring predictible Justine. Yay Fed!

I nearly chocked on my crunchy nuts when I saw that picture of Justine snogging Nick Bateman.
For those of you who did not see it the presenter opened with how he had seen something disgusting things in his time but.....and then they showed a picture from one of hte tabloids of justine snogging Nick Bateman. The picture is obviously posed for the cameras benifit by two people who will do absolutely anything to get press coverage.
The presenter asked Justine how far they went (snog only) and what he tasted like (nice).
My head was down the toilet at this stage so I missed the rest of this indepth interview.
I thought Justine had found a new fella since leaving the show?

I must say well done to Iain Kate and Boyce they played a blinder with their anti-Cam stance today and told it how it is.

I love that fit newslady zoro is that her name

me too, shes gorgeous. zora is her name

i thought lucky Nick, getting to snog sexy Justmean

Why does she wear her tits around her neck?

she either has a short neck or sticks her head out, maybe a bit of both

Fed described Big Brother as "Jon Tickle with eleven supporting cast members".

I wonder if we'll get to see Cameron's reaction to Ticklemania.

Crunchy nuts? Have you tried Betnovate cream?

As an attention seeker she can snog anyone as far as it makes it to the press

shes welcome to snog me, it should make page 4 of the sutton coldfield news

Fed was hilarious today. The way he told Lisa and Justine the score was priceless. When he said Lisa was fun like two cars hitting each other was fun, she just looked confused!

And she was insane.


When the camera went to lisa, my first thought was, oh shit, Fed watch out for the two fingers.

Just a pity it wasn't steph going this week, the thought of Fed ripping Alvin the Chipmunk to bits (for the pinky and winkle night), next week on rise would be hilarious.

I'd assume thats the obits

The day before when he replied to Lisa's comment 'I don't think this week's evictee will be booed like me', he said 'you only get booed if you're a pyscho or make ridiculous statements' was obviously a reference to himself, but said so cleverly that Thick Lisa thought he was talking about her and looked ready to punch him! Fed's been a star on RI:SE since he got evicted - properly controversial and a biting, ironic sense of humour.

It's a shame the whole mysogenistic act overshadowed this part of his character - he'd have lasted a lot longer in the house!

Loved you 'crunchy nuts' joke, lulu....lol!

They should really get Justine, Fed and Lisa on that sofa tomorrow and let them fight it out. With Justine's whining about Jon and Lisa's high opinion of herself, it'd be easy for Fed to show them up for the ***** they both are.

That's the thing I love about Fed-doesn't give a shit and will quite happily say what he thinks. More often than not he's right too and hilarious with it.